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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Matth_2014, Aug 21, 2018.

  1. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    The fiesta is better than the Ka
     
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  2. Libby

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    He didn't say otherwise you ****ing spanner.
     
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  3. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Ffs<laugh>. No wonder Kustard ****s his dog off and takes it to the sperm bank.
     
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  4. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Cool story

    Stick to being an alcoholic, you sad little man <ok>
     
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    I wonder if they test. You could probably make a fortune at the sperm bank with a pet elephant.

    "How much will you pay me for a gallon of sperm love?"
     
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    I've tried this. It didn't work, they sussed it straight away






































    I probably shouldn't have taken the horny Elephant with me to the Sperm bank
     
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  7. Commachio

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    Just abduct Metths. He must have gallons stored up.
     
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    Matths got bollocks the size of beach balls.

    In contrast to HIAG's marbles.
     
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  9. Libby

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    Rattled.
     
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  10. ...these are the jugs I've been dreaming about!
    Come on!
    I'm talking to you!
     
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  11. Matth_2014

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    Your fishing need working on.
     
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    I’m not gay, Grow up.
     
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    Watch the woman in chains video, It’s about a woman being in a relationship.
     
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  14. Commachio

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    And you would know. Sat there in your Ronaldo pyjamas
     
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