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Tears of the clowns

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 4, 2023.

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Which club or set of fans (or affiliated pundits) have cried the most thus far?

  1. Bin Dippers

    28.0%
  2. Mersey Mackems

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  3. Spuds

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. Arsenal

    40.0%
  5. Man Ure

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  6. Chelsea

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. Mackems

    16.0%
  8. Sock Haters

    12.0%
  9. Bed wetters

    4.0%
  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    So.. there's lots and lots of tears flowing right now from many sets of fans/clubs/managers etc...

    Aint it glorious?

    We clearly matter.... and are getting right under their skins.

    So... here's a poll to see who we feel has cried the biggest rivers of tears over our ascendency....

    Over to you.... you decide.....

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  2. Roland Deschain

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    Gone Dippers because of Klopp.
     
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  3. Hamish McMagdad

    Hamish McMagdad cult leader

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    Snap
     
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  4. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    Same.

    Arteta threw a hissy fit during the game last night, but Klopp has been consistently crying his eyes out from the moment our takeover went through.

    Mackems come a close 2nd for me, but Klopp gets the prize of the Tash-sized box of Kleenex.
     
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  5. Delusional Full Stop

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    No argument for me.

    If we are talking Club then Klippitty has it all sewn up. He was crying before it went through.

    If fans then the sad crew down the road with their new found and otherwise unused morality shields win by a country mile.
     
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  6. ToonArmy1892

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    I think it has to be the mackems like.

    Out of the dirty 6, Liverpool.
     
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  7. ToonArmy1892

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    We are stone cold here, opening a can of woop ass on the little 6.

     
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  8. haslam

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    100% Liverpool and Klopp. Living in Merseyside I get to hear without any hint of irony about how we've spent money. Obviously they haven't, all of their players were won in Crackers.
     
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  9. cronemeister

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    This…he’s constantly banging on about not being able to compete financially…most recently after spunking just shy of £150m on Diaz, Nunez and Konate. He’s a whinging **** and he openly admits it and he’ll pull any ****ing excuse out to suit his agenda. Too windy, pitch was too wet/dry, players tired, too many fixtures, teams lower down the league has less players at the World Cup etc etc. the financial excuses are the best though…we’ve spent about £200m give or take since the takeover, they have spent that on VVD, Allison and Diaz combined, they’re a ****ing joke, they are ****ed and they are rattled big time. VVD is finished, TAA and Robertson aren’t the force once were, Henderson is done, Nunez is ****e and Salah will be away in a season or two’s time. They’re gonna need to spend £500m in the next 3-5 years just to keep up and try and secure a top 4 finish each year and I’m not even talking about them challenging for the title….that will be between us as and Citeh obvs !
     
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  10. FadgewackeR

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    Klopp and the dippers.. easy... I don't count the Mackems, as they're so obviously going to be that way just because of who and where they are. Next though, I'd say Chelsea. They were having a ****ing blue fit when we beat them.
     
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  11. Dorty Dogbreath

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    I posted mockingly on the bin dippers match thread versus Brentford the other day and sadly, no one nibbled...the mackems, on the other hand, would have. So, not surprisingly, the sad mackem bastards get my vote :1980_boogie_down:
     
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    Mackem tears will run longer for sure.
     
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  16. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I was in Naples in August and Milan in November and I warned the locals that the mighty Toon were on the march. They all just looked...vacantly. They might be thinking differently if they see that
     
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  17. ToonArmy1892

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    The little 6 don't realise that their whining is adding fuel to our fire, they are helping to make this monster even bigger, and we've hardly even started yet.

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  18. Dorty Dogbreath

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    Loving Captain Black, sorry, Arteta!
     
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  19. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Careful with the word black... someone on another board may get offended and decide to reveal that their second cousin is black, expecting you to have known that....
     
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