In the depths of winter, in your darkest hour, you will meet a tall dark stranger... His name will begin with the letter A..... Al lard arse... no that's not it Allardyce... he will save you from relegation and have the countenance of a bulldog chewing a wasp!!
you can't be too happy, we've turned the corner with the hiring of Moyes, Palace are getting their act together under Hodgson and Everton have pulled themselves clear with Allardyce. And West Brom have made Pulis available.
Hope it doesn't happen but l think we are going DOWN. I would take 17th place at the end of this season just to secure our premier league status. I thought our squad for this season looked ok but 36 goals conceded so far is relegation form.
Guys, the only thing that can/will/might save us, is that there maybe three worse teams than us. The problem is, who are they?