Come off it, Luvvy! Don't give me all of that flannel. And don't try to pretend that my Jamie Carragher impression didn't get you smiling!
It isn't? Mind you. American comedians are always on about British food and their teeth. Don't know why?
What do I know. I'm from Tottenham originally.Home of Tottenham cake.I hear bakers are still making it! Mum used to send me across the road to Fred Hill's for a 3d bag of stale cakes and a couple of Tottenham cakes for tea!
Tsimikas was Liverpool's third-choice left-back option, with Real Madrid Spaniard Sergio Reguilon among those being monitored by the Premier League champions. (Star) And yet he still wants to join them!
I know, but it just seems a bit needy to me. It's the kind of thing that Pix would do. Say a national geology company was having a dig for rocks in Cornwall and advertised for volunteers to help out digging for rocks and stuff, and like the company offered the job to everyone else but they turned it down (including the likes of Methh), and eventually offered it to Pix (out of sheer desperation), and Pix jumped at the chance. The likes of you and me would tell the geologist to shove his little rock hammer up his arse, because we have dignity. That sort of thing, mate.