Ok Ladies & gentlemen, As one of you hosts for these awards, please put your hands together for all the valued members on this fine forum. The award to each winner is a Gold Barny for which holds no value ........ so value it! The Grand Poo Bah himself, Kiwi may pass comment as we proceed throughout the evening. The first award for the night is .... Its Not You, Its Me Award goes to UTR's for his fine efforts for managing to put **** on something and then taking it all back in case he offends someone. He's one heck of a guy and a extra valued member of the forum. If only everyone could be like UTR's, we'd have a lot of horses head images! please log in to view this image The next award, Who Can Talk The Most Crap Award goes to Aussie ...... yes folks, there were many contenders but in the end, it was a NO CONTEST for this award because Aussie lives and breathes crap 24/7. please log in to view this image Best Music Videos Award also goes to UTR's with some valuable contributions from other members. Keep them coming big fella! please log in to view this image Funniest Forum Images Award goes to Wooperts for his many uploads that had me laughing so much, my arse still hurts .... maybe that was something else, huh. please log in to view this image Ok, the next award The Best Debater for the Masses goes to Gordon for his continued efforts in the Mass Debate thread. He really works hard on it! Let me add a special Mention in Dispatches for Sans who was willing to watch and learn a lot. Bit like myself really. Sans in fact, wins a Gold Barny Award for just being there................... don't know where there is but Sans did a dam good job of it. please log in to view this image Right then, the next award, Hello, Morning or Evening Award goes to Wherever for his everyday presence. He says evening, l say morning or visa versa..... l'm so confused, l started a thread! please log in to view this image The Where's Wally Award goes to Kiwi. Let's hope he doesn't go missing again! please log in to view this image (I purposely didn't mention all regulars in here in order to leave it for other members to add their bit) Anyway, that's my bit for the awards, the next presenter is ....
Ok, Ok ........ Don't all rush in now. Who wants to be the next presenter of awards? Step up now or forever hold your p!ss ........... woops, sorry .......... forever hold your peace.
Kiwi should get the golden barmy lifetime achievement award for his services to wumming and forum hijacking Remember that Kiwi created this monster that has become our playground in the Barnsley forum
Thanks for your reply UTRs. I was getting concerned that l may have upset someone and would need to ask you for your award for the It's Not You It's Me Award gold Barney back cause l'm now apologising .
Congratulations to kiwi for his dry sense of humour / to Aussie for his hysterical flatulence related comments / to Greg (UTR's) for his utter madness / to San Diego for his amusing affections for Mick McCarthy / to Taff for his love of all things wine related / to everyone else for being a big part of the Barnsley site....... please log in to view this image
Thank you to our presenters as listed above. Later in the evening, lll be making further awards to members for their much valued contributions. ...... and now a word from our sponsers.
No worries, mate! Surely Mr Ed should win an award .............. and don't call me Shirley! please log in to view this image
Ok, back after that commercial, the next award is the Word Association Johnny Award and this years winner is the one and only ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. Thats right folks, the subtle slurper of fine wines, Mr Taff himself. Congratulations friend. have a Gold Barny for your troubles. please log in to view this image