The Annual Gold Barney Awards !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here comes my highly anticipated thank you speech....


What can I say! I am so deeply thrilled to have the 'K' award bestowed upon my humble self. It joins my other two and I have space left for more. Yes there were disbelievers out there...no need to name people ...I wouldn't lower myself. Ils savent qui ils sont. But I shone through once again. Of course the most wonderful thing about the letter 'K' is that its the start of my name and also some of the words that describe me...in no particular order
Kinky...on occasion
Kind
Kissable
Knowledgeable
Knowing
Keeper....If you are lucky enough to get me..
Kooky
Kindhearted

I would like to thank the following...our sponsors, didley for his wise choice and being a gent...yes he can be, my mum for giving birth to me, all the waste of space men out there who are making me stronger, the person who wrote 'F**k it the spiritual way', Mr k for nearly always being around in the night if I am awake, The Nail Artist-York, Easy Jet for not crashing when I went on holiday, The Gothic Shop, woops for always, always, always being a good friend on here and looking out for me, SD for keeping butts on the butt thread, Wherever for being somewhere but not on this one, Ann Summers, Costa for their latte, last but not least I think has to be my sparring partner Eric....he loves me if truth be told but he thinks he can get the better of me...don't think so ....

I love you all.....

 

Yes, sad but true Eric................... but l don't think of myself, just my fellow forum members whom mean so much to me.
Everything l do is for them, even when l look at the Butt thread, l do it for them, to ensure they have quality day in, day out.

The Two for Tuesday thread is another, that l force myself to view, just to make sure my good friend Kiwi, isn't getting carried away.
Of course, he does magnificant work but l do need to check ................... daily.

More awards for members to come this week.
Where only getting started.
Gordon, Wherever, the lists goes on.
More awards for members who have already won!
Everyone is a winner!

 

And the next winner, in the closely contested "How to be Didley Squat" category and a very popular winner is our very own Didley Squat who is awarded 1st place, by a majority vote. Some people voted for other candidates, not mentioning any names but she will get found out eventually, and some spoilt their ballot papers, not very pleasant for the vote counters when there is clearly sufficient paper in the rest rooms. Anyway without further ado our special award for long unwavering, well almost, service to the Barney Forum, step up Squat.

 

Oi...thought it was a secret ballot!

 

Well we all know what thought did!

 

Thought that was curiosity ?...

 

Do you wanna know?