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The Annual Gold Barney Awards !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  1. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    surely such a prestigious award would be made to order
    with spares just in case
     
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  2. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    No fakes here!
    No presenters either!
     
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  3. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Golden Barney Rubble Award

    please log in to view this image
     
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  4. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Sad news people................... the Gold Barny Awards has gone into liquidation.
    The presenter, Johnny Buttbanger, was last seen casting a movie.
     
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  5. Wooperts_duck

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    Where's all the money gone ?! :steam:
     
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  6. Kittenish

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    Very possibly....

    george-best-quote-i-spent-90-of-my-money-on-women-and-drink-the-rest-i.jpg
     
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  7. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Surely, Didley is a religious teetotal puritan, who does a lot for charity ? Not a womanising boozer.......:emoticon-0167-beer:
     
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  8. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    All true!
    I'm as pure as a virgin.
    As long as a day is in summertime.
    As honest as a good samaritan.
    As fresh as a daisy.
    As .......
     
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  9. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    News Update!!!

    The Golden Barney’s are returning!!!!!
    Stay tuned.
    More news in 6 months!
     
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    Kittenish Well-Known Member

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  12. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    You tease
     
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  13. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Yes folks,
    Coming up real soon.
    The one, the only, The Gold Barnys Awards!!

    Nominate your favourite thread Now!

    Phone - 1800BARNYS .... and remember, no animals were hurt in the posting of this post.
     
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  14. Wooperts_duck

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    What fantastic news Didley........I'm overcome with emulsion.....
     
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  15. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    l’m overcome by fumes....... ( been farting )
     
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  16. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    where will they be held this year
     
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  17. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    At the Pathological Liars Club, just down the road from where the Golden Logies are held.
     
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  18. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Only a short hop and a skip and it’s The Barnys Award Night.
    This year, the Reverend Dudley Squat will be presenting the much loved awards.

    # Nominate now.......
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    Best Actor or Actress on the Forum.
    Best Writer of Post on the Forum.
    Best Photo Poster on the Forum.
    Best Forum Topic on the Forum.

    Phone - 1300REVSQUAT
     
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  19. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    The pilot show is currently being filmed in a secret location.
    Stay tuned!!!!!

    ( There were no animals hurt in the writing of this post )
     
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  20. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    who wamts to watch a show about pilots
     
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