Sad news people................... the Gold Barny Awards has gone into liquidation. The presenter, Johnny Buttbanger, was last seen casting a movie.
Surely, Didley is a religious teetotal puritan, who does a lot for charity ? Not a womanising boozer.......
All true! I'm as pure as a virgin. As long as a day is in summertime. As honest as a good samaritan. As fresh as a daisy. As .......
Yes folks, Coming up real soon. The one, the only, The Gold Barnys Awards!! Nominate your favourite thread Now! Phone - 1800BARNYS .... and remember, no animals were hurt in the posting of this post.
Only a short hop and a skip and it’s The Barnys Award Night. This year, the Reverend Dudley Squat will be presenting the much loved awards. # Nominate now....... Best Actor or Actress on the Forum. Best Writer of Post on the Forum. Best Photo Poster on the Forum. Best Forum Topic on the Forum. Phone - 1300REVSQUAT
The pilot show is currently being filmed in a secret location. Stay tuned!!!!! ( There were no animals hurt in the writing of this post )