1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

The Annual Gold Barney Awards !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Dec 20, 2016.

Page 19 of 21
  1. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

    Joined:
    May 11, 2011
    Messages:
    110,571
    Likes Received:
    215,375
    stewerdesses would be better diddles
     
    #361
    kiwiqpr, Apr 9, 2021
    Wooperts_duck, Makemstine Roger and Didley Squat like this.
  2. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2012
    Messages:
    24,925
    Likes Received:
    59,480
    Good point, Kiwi.
    I’ve just sacked the pilot mid flight.
    The Stewardesses are now running the show.
     
    #362
    Didley Squat, Apr 10, 2021
    Makemstine Roger, Wooperts_duck and kiwiqpr like this.
  3. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

    Joined:
    May 11, 2011
    Messages:
    110,571
    Likes Received:
    215,375
    when are the awards diddles
    i need to hire a monkey suit for the speeches
     
    #363
    kiwiqpr, Oct 13, 2021
    Makemstine Roger and Didley Squat like this.
  4. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

    Joined:
    May 11, 2011
    Messages:
    110,571
    Likes Received:
    215,375
    please log in to view this image
     
    #364
    kiwiqpr, Oct 13, 2021
    Wooperts_duck, Makemstine Roger and Didley Squat like this.
  5. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2012
    Messages:
    24,925
    Likes Received:
    59,480
    Trying to get some sponsors.
    Stay tuned!!

    These commercial brought to you by Analube.
    Safe, Soothing & Sincere!
     
    #365
    Didley Squat, Oct 13, 2021
    kiwiqpr, Wooperts_duck, San Diego and 1 other person like this.
  6. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    58,815
    Likes Received:
    114,903
    In conjunction with Poke u mon
     
    #366
    Makemstine Roger, Oct 13, 2021
    kiwiqpr, Wooperts_duck, Didley Squat and 1 other person like this.
  7. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2012
    Messages:
    24,925
    Likes Received:
    59,480
    2023 brings a new wave of entertainment with the new updated Barnsley Gold Barny Awards.

    Nominations are now being accepted.

    Please send all contributions to …..

    Squat Media & Nunnery Production House.
    POBox 181
    London
     
    #367
    Didley Squat, Jan 6, 2023
    Wooperts_duck, Makemstine Roger, kiwiqpr and 1 other person like this.
  8. UTRs

    UTRs Senile Member

    Joined:
    Oct 24, 2013
    Messages:
    33,614
    Likes Received:
    71,746
    More dot postings right and right now<badger>

    . . . . . .


    .


     
    #368
    UTRs, Jan 6, 2023
    Wooperts_duck, Makemstine Roger, Didley Squat and 1 other person like this.
  9. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

    Joined:
    May 11, 2011
    Messages:
    110,571
    Likes Received:
    215,375
    About time I WON a Barney
     
    #369
    kiwiqpr, Jan 6, 2023
    Wooperts_duck, Makemstine Roger and Didley Squat like this.
  10. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2012
    Messages:
    24,925
    Likes Received:
    59,480
    Ladies & gentlemen, boys & girls ...................and non-binary, non-fat and non-existent,

    Would you please put your hands, feet, and whatever together and congratulate KIWI for the first anal award for 2023 for services to the time-clock society.
    Sorry, that was meant to say, 'annual'............. my speck check has just gone 'woke' on me.

    AWARD WINNER, KIWI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    upload_2023-1-7_9-51-34.jpeg
     
    #370
    Didley Squat, Jan 6, 2023
    Wooperts_duck, Makemstine Roger and kiwiqpr like this.

  11. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2012
    Messages:
    24,925
    Likes Received:
    59,480
    More nominations plz!
     
    #371
    Didley Squat, Jan 8, 2023
    Wooperts_duck, kiwiqpr and Makemstine Roger like this.
  12. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    58,815
    Likes Received:
    114,903
    you would think you could get the spelling right mate you only had one job

    Ladies & gentlemen, boys & girls ...................and non-binary, non-fat and non-existent,

    Would you please put your hands, feet, and whatever together and congratulate KIWI for the first anal award for 2023 for services to the time-clock society.
    Sorry, that was meant to say, 'anal'............. my speck check has just gone 'woke' on me.

    AWARD WINNER, KIWI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    it wasn't hard (SEE WHAT I DID THERE) ive corrected it for you,for a small nominal fee and being retained as you proof reader.
     
    #372
    Makemstine Roger, Jan 8, 2023
    Wooperts_duck, kiwiqpr and Didley Squat like this.
  13. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    58,815
    Likes Received:
    114,903
    no answer eh do you want my application officially your holiness
     
    #373
    Makemstine Roger, Jan 8, 2023
    Wooperts_duck, Didley Squat and kiwiqpr like this.
  14. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2012
    Messages:
    24,925
    Likes Received:
    59,480
    Just currently writing a 736 page reply.
     
    #374
    Didley Squat, Jan 9, 2023
    Wooperts_duck and Makemstine Roger like this.
  15. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    58,815
    Likes Received:
    114,903
    ah but did i get the retainer
     
    #375
    Makemstine Roger, Jan 9, 2023
    Wooperts_duck and Didley Squat like this.
  16. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2012
    Messages:
    24,925
    Likes Received:
    59,480
    Ladies & Gentlemen,

    Please be upstanding for our next winner, the man himself, the Dickory Dodger, alias, Roger Over & Out.....................
    a very special Gold Barney for services rendered, please make time for Roger !!!!!!!!!
    The crowd has gone apesh!t !!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Very popular choice here, folks.

    upload_2023-1-10_12-47-51.jpeg
     
    #376
    Didley Squat, Jan 10, 2023
    Makemstine Roger and Wooperts_duck like this.
  17. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    144,696
    Likes Received:
    263,758
    Two worthy winners so far, I wonder if any more will be awarded....cough, cough....
     
    #377
    Wooperts_duck, Jan 10, 2023
    Makemstine Roger and Didley Squat like this.
  18. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2012
    Messages:
    24,925
    Likes Received:
    59,480
    The presenter may just send your award over to the 'Woops' thread, where you will be required to stop and sign for it ............
    Police handcuffs will be present too!
     
    #378
    Didley Squat, Jan 11, 2023
    Makemstine Roger and Wooperts_duck like this.
  19. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    144,696
    Likes Received:
    263,758
    Fair enough <wah>
     
    #379
    Wooperts_duck, Jan 11, 2023
    Makemstine Roger and Didley Squat like this.
  20. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2012
    Messages:
    24,925
    Likes Received:
    59,480
    Do you want freedom or fame!
     
    #380
    Didley Squat, Jan 11, 2023
    Makemstine Roger and Wooperts_duck like this.
Page 19 of 21

Share This Page