Why do men always give their jackets to woman when they are cold? Because no one wants a blow from a woman when her teeth are chattering.
CAN THE ADMINS OF THIS PAGE DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED ON THIS PAGE? WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER. AN ELDERLY WOMAN. SHES HAS BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEN. SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN GROTESQUE POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HER LADY GARDEN. SHE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 7+ IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 5S AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH IT CAUSE ITS SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON.
Viagra have just released a new pill called Viagra 007... It doesn't make you harder, it just makes you Roger Moore...
An old couple is ready to go to sleep. The old man lies on the bed but the old woman lies down on the floor. The old man asks, ''Why are you going to sleep on the floor?'' The old woman says, "Because I want to feel something hard for a change."
Took me ages to find the Halloween section in Lidl. Every time I thought I'd found the display it turned out to be customers.
This year I'm going to a Halloween party in Liverpool dressed as a job application form. That should scare the s*it out of everyone.
Rihanna spotted coming out of a London hotel after spending a night with Arsene Wenger. please log in to view this image
Followed this twat round for 20 minutes today Still didn't get any WIFI ! please log in to view this image