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    I handed my wife a brand new pair of black stockings. She winked and said, "Shall I go upstairs?" I said, "No, get your coat, We're off to rob a petrol station."
     
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    I came home the other night and my wife said "Have you seen my flip-flops?" I said "I've seen them before, now put your bra back on"
     
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    My mother used to wash my hair in lager It wasn't until years later that I discovered I'd been Fostered.
     
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    Queen looking for two new royals in January transfer window

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    My mate said “I don’t understand cloning”
    I said “That makes two of us.....” <laugh>
     
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    I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg.

    I thought: 'This could be interesting.'
     
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