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    My parents were in the Iron & Steel business.

    My mum did the ironing......
     
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    When my great-grandad went bald, he built a machine to weave himself a wig out of yarn
    He then gave it to my grandad, who then gave it to my dad - and one day, it will be mine.
    It’s our family hair loom.
     
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    My colleague can no longer attend next weeks Innuendo Seminar.

    So I have to fill her slot instead.
     
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    • If I want to know if it’s hot enough to remove my clothing at the beach,
    • I’ll listen to the Stripping Forecast
     
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    'I saw on social media my cousin’s a bugler in the Army.

    I liked his last post.'
     
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    • A thesaurus is great.
    • There’s no other word for it
     
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