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  1. Taffvalerowdy

    Taffvalerowdy Well-Known Member

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    We buy from them - the Old Castle Farm Shop opens one weekend a month!
     
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    Did you try the Meghan Markle sausage, Taff ?! <laugh>
     
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    Missed that - our favourite sausage is with caramelised onions!
     
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    I was in Oxford Street, London the other day when a tourist stopped me and asked the best way to Selfridges?

    I told him to put them on eBay!
     
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    A fella loses a ear in a accident ...
    The surgeon says to him:
    "I'm sorry but we don't have any spare human skin to make a ear for you but we can do one made from pig skin."
    The fella says: "That will be fine I am happy to try it."
    He goes back a few months later and the surgeon asks him:
    "How is the new ear?"
    The fella says: "it's not bad apart from a bit of crackling."
     
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    Nice to see the tennis courts back open today.......

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    Pre flight checks before taking a holiday abroad this year.....

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