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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Ok, a brand new thread here.
    The purpose of this thread is to clear out the bowels by putting shiit on someone or something.
    That's right, drop one big dump on them, for whatever reason.

    Example - 100 million pounds for the football player, Pogba, is crazy money. He's going to fail, nothing surer.

    In fact, l think l might have a double dump .......

    I think the Swed is gunna fail as well. That's right, two MU big signings are going straight down the shiitter.

    Over to you lot. Remember, bring your own toilet paper!
     
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  2. UTRs

    UTRs Senile Member

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    OK, so like room 101 but with turds instead?
     
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  3. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I don't know of such a room, UTRs but if you've got a dose of the runs about something or someone, this is the thread to let it all out on.
    Just make sure you flush!
     
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  4. UTRs

    UTRs Senile Member

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    So Chris Martin?
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  7. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I said to FLUSH !
     
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  8. UTRs

    UTRs Senile Member

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    Sorry dude, I'm a bit slow. Image removed now, I don't want to log on while eating and see that!
     
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    Oh good shout about Pogba, silly money!
     
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    I'm going to enjoy this thread as I'm full of sh!t<laugh><cheers>
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I'm going give you run for your money.
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Mate
    You can't start top Trump's with your best card
    Give the rest of us a chance
     
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    littleDinosaurLuke Well-Known Member

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    Chris Martin
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Terd of the day award must go to Donald Trump, in fact, he should get a lifetime achievement award.

    Ah, that feels better.
    Nothing beats taking a dump!
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    heres a bumper dumper
    please log in to view this image
     
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    San Diego Sir Mediator
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    Here's another one

    beh.jpg

    beu.jpg
     
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    I believe it to be a fully functioning elephant toilet, haven't done the research to confirm though <ok>
     
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Haven't seen one at B&Q as of yet
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    I think they are exclusive to homebase
     
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