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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Lovearsenalcock, Feb 2, 2017.

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  1. Gessa

    Gessa Well-Known Member

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    Condolences Pinkie.
     
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  2. BobbyD

    BobbyD President

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    RIP scotty
     
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  3. Lovearsenalcock

    Lovearsenalcock Homeboy
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    RIP Scotty

    <peacedove>

    Sad stuff
     
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  4. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Sorry for your loss bro.

    :emoticon-0152-heart
     
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  5. pieguts

    pieguts Mentor

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    I said the same months ago and was challenged on it. I re-read things I’m about to post and words that have no meaning or context are in the sentence. It’s like the autocorrect function on any apple product had been hacked!
     
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  6. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member
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    Even the flannel glove is sticking two fingers up at you!
     
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  7. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    <laugh>
     
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  8. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Cheers bro. <peacedove>

    Real shocker. I was only taking to him last week about a mix he’d done for some friends of ours.

    Surfed with him for years, he seemed as fit as a fiddle. Yeah he liked a drink and a smoke, but nothing excessive. Still don’t really know what happened, but apparently some massive organ failure.

    One of my closest bros, gone, just like that <cry>
     
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  9. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Quite right too.

    I'm not even allowed to leave my beard shampoo on the shower floor, it has to go back on the window ledge.

    Nothing is allowed on our shower floor.
     
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  10. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Been getting stick from my boss all day. Every Wednesday we have a quiz over Teams and my boss picked me to host it. Being a grumpy ****er that thinks all this team bonding stuff is pathetic I did a completely inappropriate quiz so that I wouldn't be picked to host it again. It hasn't gone down well with some sensitive souls.

    I opened with...

    These 2 things come in a posh box, a Rolex and which British ex football player?
     
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  11. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Fibber <laugh>
     
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  12. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    No genuine, that was the first question.

    I also had What 4 letter word ending in k means to have intercourse? The answer is talk but the silence and bemused looks was beautiful.
     
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  13. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    **** man, so sorry to hear that.

    RIP Scotty
     
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  14. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    When I was working for one of the Big 4 accounting firms the same team seemed to win the Quiz every month ... they were particularly good at the General Knowledge final section. Was always the same format.

    Anyway, I was asked to put the last section questions together one month. So I went a little left field ... General Knowledge...

    Q1 Which General was responsible for the massacre of the Cheyenne encampment on the Washita in 18.... ?

    Q2 Which of Genghis Khan's Generals was known as "the arrow"?

    Q3 Which General's middle name was 'Tecumseh'?

    ... you get the drift...

    ... 10 questions on Generals ... I swear I got death threats ... some people take quizzing very very seriously <laugh>
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    For your next one ...

    The clue is "Essentiially Feminine" a 4 letter word ending in _UNT ...?

    AUNT ...
     
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  16. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I don't think I'm allowed to do it again mate.
     
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  17. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    <laugh>
     
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  18. Solid_Air 2

    Solid_Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    so it worked yet you're still whinging .<laugh>
     
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  19. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Only that I'm getting stick from my boss, worth it though.
     
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  20. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    What goes up empties then goes down again?

    One of the lads with a sense of humour shouts out "a cock!" No it's a lift.

    The damage was done.
     
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