Off Topic The Burly Arms

It’s all good bro, tyre resting against the tyre of the car and soft handlebar grip resting against the door.

So tell the missus to chill

 

Tell her twice

 

Tell her to **** off back to the kitchen

 

They’ve got a maid bro

He’ll have to tell her to **** off back to the sunlounger instead

 

Morning.

 

morning

 

Marnin’ luv

what you up to today mate ?

 

Less hassle if you just leave the stabilizers on for the pics Ponky ... not like you're fooling anyone

 

Dead board this morning

Sucky gone to bed?

 

Working.

 

Hang on why did Luv give Pinkies morning a ‘like’ but not mine?

well **** you

that’s for tomorrow morning mait

 

Bit of a hangover this morning so went for some fresh air around 10am, somehow i ended up in waterstones and bought a starwars heat changing lightsaber mug and a chess board, then domino's for a pizza that i just murdered, now im gonna bill it cos i feel good again.

Got a gastroenterology thing at the hospital on Thursday which is akways alots of fun so wil be keeping it healthy until then.

Morning btw

 

Saw a bit on tv the other day about chess, something about how its become popular, surprised you managed to get a set, I got the impression they were struggling to keep up with demand.

Gastroenterology, will they end up sticking one of them cameras down your neck? Had that done once, it was ok....until they take the thing out again and you gag!

 

I been meaning to grab one for ages tbh gonna teach the mrs how to play, im not any good like i just enjoy a game now and again.

And yeh mate all that **** i got on thursday, thisll be my 3rd in 10 years, really need to get to the bottom of my stomach troubles tbh, and yes it certainly gives you a better understanding of how pornstars feel

 

I was pretty decent at chess when i was young, but lost the ability to concentrate now, so boredom just sets in.

Was dreading it when i first had an appointment to have that camera shoved down, mainly because I didn't know what to expect. Anyway if I remember rightly they offer you some sort of medication to relax you, I was like no, just get on with it. Felt well weird the camera flex going down, but was perfectly ok...I'm thinking like bloody wimps, what's the fuss all about, then they went to take it out, all ok until it gets to the last bit gag lol. I was like that's it I'm off now, they grabbed me and said no you can't go yet, sit down! haha

 

I usually drink a numbing solution they give me and im good to go, tbh ive had my fingers down there so many times its not a problem these days.

Its when you feel them taking clips out of your stomach to test thats not realky that nice, even thos it's not painful at all its the thought of someone diggin about in there cutting bits off thats not that nice

Thisll be my 3rd and both times before theyve not found anything out of the ordinary apparently, yet my hospital records show a completely diffrent story, so of it comes back with nothing again im not sure where i go or who i go to after that.

Cross that bridge when it comes i guess

 

I know there use to be something you could do privately, where a clinic would test for all sorts of things for you everything from allergies, to general medical conditions, medications etc and able to bring up some sort of report on you. Don't laugh but sort of like a toxicology report. Not sure how much it costs, don't think it was overly expensive. Not sure if they do anything like that on the NHS, suppose they must do. Thing is it could be so many number of things from chron's to something you eat. Best of luck that they sort it this time for you.

 

Very happy with my hangover purchase.

Mrs not too pleased cos ive been speaking to her in my darth vader voice for about 20mins

 

Juice today.

squeezing the last drops of summer before the weather turns to ****

 

I gotta have one of them every 3 years now which makes me feel old as **** lol. The fentanyl was pretty good though.