Off Topic The Burly Arms

Only thing getting me through that gay hipster set up is thinking of smashin that blondie doggy style throughout.

 

Stripping wallpaper today.

I'd just as soon by nailing my knackers to a plank but it has to be done.

Best bit is when sharp buts of old paint go up unfer my finger nails when hacking at the wall.

Great fun.

 

Mate of mine went to see Genesis on the weekend, he described Phil Collins like something out of Weekend at Bernie's.

 

Went to the dentist last week, the dental nurse was banging on about how **** Genesis were and that she'd paid hundreds to go see them in Birmingham.

Moaning that they were too noisy and played too much rock. I pointed out that they were a rock band for at least two decades before Phil Collins decided they'd be better off doing main stream pop.

He does look like he's had a stroke or something mind.

I looked at the playlist, it looks ok to me. Just Suppers Ready and Battle of Epping Forest missing for me!

 

Let’s be honest here. Genesis have always been ****

 

Phil Collins is a **** imo, he’s now unfortunately absolutely ****ed & also brassic, which is why they’re doing the tour.

 

Some absolute morons out there

 

l
Ive saw worse yday

Chinese woman filling up a carrier bag full of petrol before putting it in the boot. Its ok tho she double bagged it.

 

That was in Texas a few year back

 

I honestly think they are going to have to employ security guards on forecourts if this continues.

That woman’s behaviour is not only selfish and stupid, but it’s also incredibly dangerous

 

Fair enough i just saw it yday

 

Bring in the army.

Make em drive the lorries too.

 

@Gessa

It was superb mate, highlights for me were Bright Horses and Hand of God. Many more of course but those two stood out.

 

80% of the work you do as a guard is just stop people from being entitled ****wits.

You wouldnt believe the reaction of people when theyre told "no."

"W... What, me? Huh? Why? Huh?"

Spastics

 

Just sounds like youre **** at your job mate

 

Why is she pouring the water into the bin?

 

You got a ‘working knife’ and a knuckle duster bro?

 

^ gets kicked out of kids play areas

 

I have a panic button