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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Lovearsenalcock, Feb 2, 2017.

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  1. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Sucky, Jan 27, 2022
  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    FC6
     
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    luvgonzo, Jan 27, 2022
  3. Bwood_Ranger

    Bwood_Ranger 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Good morning good morning
    It’s already eight
    Hit the ‘ra hard
    And seal their fate
     
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    Bwood_Ranger, Jan 28, 2022
  4. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    One day you’ll look back
    And think what have i done
    I can’t stop the rhymes
    Or else I’m a bum
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Jan 28, 2022
  5. Bwood_Ranger

    Bwood_Ranger 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Why would I stop?
    When these rhymes continue to pop
    They’ll continue for now
    Unless the site goes kapow
     
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    Bwood_Ranger, Jan 28, 2022
  6. Lovearsenalcock

    Lovearsenalcock Homeboy
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    Shalom shalom
    Rucksack bomb
    Friday prayers
    no worries
    no cares
     
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    Lovearsenalcock, Jan 28, 2022
  7. Bwood_Ranger

    Bwood_Ranger 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Friday night dinner
    Man’s not getting thinner
    You’d best take a stand
    Or we’ll take even more of your land
     
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    Bwood_Ranger, Jan 28, 2022
  8. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Cold and frosty this morning, very crisp.

    Morning.
     
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    Chief, Jan 28, 2022
  9. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Morning.
     
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    luvgonzo, Jan 28, 2022
  10. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Marnin'
     
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    PINKIE, Jan 28, 2022

  11. Bwood_Ranger

    Bwood_Ranger 2023 Funniest Poster

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    **** rhyme from Chief
    But it’s Friday so no beef
    He dreams of making par
    But that’s not happening by far
     
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    Bwood_Ranger, Jan 28, 2022
  12. Lovearsenalcock

    Lovearsenalcock Homeboy
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    munch munch, well that comes later
    Is that your gal?
    seen the state of her?
    get a burkah
    stick it on her
    keep her indoors
    tell man she got corona
     
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    Lovearsenalcock, Jan 28, 2022
    Munson owns Fosse and PINKIE like this.
  13. Lovearsenalcock

    Lovearsenalcock Homeboy
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    Mornin
     
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    Lovearsenalcock, Jan 28, 2022
  14. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh>
     
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    PINKIE, Jan 28, 2022
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  15. Bwood_Ranger

    Bwood_Ranger 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Mate that’s jokes you’re from Hudds
    Girls from there need an hour in suds
    Before I’d even go near them and even then
    I’d wrap up twice if they’ve been near you my Muslim bredren
     
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    Bwood_Ranger, Jan 28, 2022
  16. Bwood_Ranger

    Bwood_Ranger 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Good morning. Lovely day for minimal work and a couple of ****s.
     
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    Bwood_Ranger, Jan 28, 2022
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  17. luvgonzo

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    Off to visit The Cheesecake Guy in a bit.
     
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    luvgonzo, Jan 28, 2022
  18. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Drugs or actual Cheesecake ?
     
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    PINKIE, Jan 28, 2022
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  19. luvgonzo

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    Actual Cheesecake.
     
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    luvgonzo, Jan 28, 2022
  20. Bwood_Ranger

    Bwood_Ranger 2023 Funniest Poster

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    This guy’s cheesecake is not ****
    A biscuit base
    In my face
    A creamy layer
    Just for this player
     
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    Bwood_Ranger, Jan 28, 2022
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