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  1. brb

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    How r u?
     
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  2. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Just found someone's card

    Rinsed that for 2 50g packs of tobacco
    I tried for a 3rd but nah
    Bank will reimburse them so stfu innit
     
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  3. Bwood_Ranger

    Bwood_Ranger 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Basically a chav Martin Lewis.
     
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  4. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    True
     
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  5. luvgonzo

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    Not bad, quite painful but nothing terrible. Just sat playing Xbox and reading.
     
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    Tory morals
     
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  7. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Being a bouncer has fkn ruined going out for me.

    You can spot drunken dickheads from a mile off and you're just thinking "I'd love to drag your ass out."

    Changes your mentality
     
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  8. luvgonzo

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    Go somewhere nice. I don't go to places that would attract dickheads.
     
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  9. brb

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  10. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    At a gig right now

    Fella who I said to my Mrs, "he's got to go"

    Low and behold not 5 minutes before this post he just got into a fight. Mong.

    I say a gig. It's a pub that they've attached a stage too, band was popular in the 90s.
     
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  11. luvgonzo

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    Who's the band?
     
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  12. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    postgirobygget, some Norwegian thing
     
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  13. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Working like a dawg atm so making the most of evenings on the water when I can.

    Amazing out there at the moment

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    The hernia was really low down so I look like I've been hit in the nuts with a sledgehammer. Not too bad though pain wise just taking some pills and going to bed.
     
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    Yeees! Managed a ****, been a couple of days coming, ****er slid into the water and poked out about 50cm's.
     
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    I thought I could hear screaming this morning it woke me up ……can rule out a rape now that luv explained his problem that’s now solved
     
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    And a top of the morning to you……weather is fking fantastic… off out for couple for lunch today methinks….few spliffs and the fa cup…..going up mountain to the Iron Age burial grounds for an acid later with mates

    gotta make hay when sun shines so they say
     
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