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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Red Hadron Collider, Apr 15, 2014.

  1. moreinjuredthanowen

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    thats good then. 2 weeks and you are minted then.
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Eh?
     
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  3. moreinjuredthanowen

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    It takes 2 weeks for the booster to be fully effective.
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    And?
     
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  5. moreinjuredthanowen

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    and in 2 weeks you'll be fully protect won't you?
     
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  6. Nozzer

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    Tbf anyone who's spent that much time in the Cheese is probably immune to just about everything.
     
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  7. moreinjuredthanowen

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    <laugh>
     
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  8. saintKlopp

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    Especially sobriety.
     
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  9. M!LK

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    Anyone who has spent that much time in the Cheese is probably suffering with the same affliction as Bruce Willis in the sixth sense.
     
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  10. saintKlopp

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    Being dead?
     
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  11. M!LK

    M!LK Well-Known Member

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    But not knowing it... They think they're still alive and go through the motions, but there's not much chance anyone going to the cheese could survive for long.
     
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  12. saintKlopp

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    So you think it's a bit like the ballroom scene from "The Shining" (though rather less salubrious), and to the outside world it's empty, but as you pass you can hear the muffled clanking of pint-pots and the faint wailing of Joni from the ghostly jukebox?
     
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  13. M!LK

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    I think that's probably a good description
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <laugh> This is all a little surreal <laugh>
     
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    And in the distance,a racing engine of a combine harvester draws closer.....
     
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  16. Zanjinho

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    Don't forget the snails
     
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  17. M!LK

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    On a dark Latchford highway
    Cool wind in my hair
    Warm smell of carling/ass
    Rising up through the air
    Up ahead in the distance
    I saw a super fast snail
    My hips were painful and my sight grew dim
    I had to stop for some ale.

    There she stood in the doorway
    I heard a Badger pack call,
    And I was thinking to myself
    "This could be Heaven or 'haps a beer hall"
    Then she lit up a reefer
    And she showed me the way
    There were voices down the corridor
    They sounded slurred and gray

    "Welcome to the cheese-hell you old geeza
    Such a drunken place (Such a drunken place)
    Such a drunk disgrace
    Plenty of beer at the cheese-hell you old geeza
    Any time of year (Any time of year)
    You can find it here"
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    ****ing love it <laugh> Great ****ing effort Milk I hope it gets the praise it deserves <ok> <laugh>
     
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  19. saintKlopp

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    Last two verses, after it's been tarted up:

    Stains cleaned off the ceiling
    Killed the bugs and mice
    Everything’s now glistening here
    But it’s the same old vice
    And from the landlord’s chambers
    They’ve brought a novel feast
    Instead of crisps and pickled eggs
    They now serve Wildebeest

    Last thing I remember
    Was going through the door
    Everything just after that
    Became a distant blur
    “Relax” said the barman
    "For the outside world don’t grieve
    You’ll be so pissed by 10 o’clock
    You’ll never want to le-e-eave"

    (Guitar solo outro)
     
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  20. organic red

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    <laugh> <applause>
     
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