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Quents plumbs new depths of desperation ... "please, please see it my way"

"brb - I demand a ban for Fosse ... and if you won't do it I demand you put me in direct contact with someone who will ... otherwise I will scream and scream until I'm sick"

"The PDED the PDED!!!! ban them I say!!! "

 

you boys need to stop ragdolling HIAG.

It's not his fault he has similar delusions as Pete

 

You’re not in charge, Sanchez.

Your job is to sit on the bench and look pissed off.

 

I think the truth has destroyed him

 

Think you are currently "pissed off" enough for all of us, Quents

 

He's Spurlock vice captain prime pick. Whereas you were just an after thought..A bit like that night 55 years ago in the park bushes.

 

Sorry to break it to you mate, but Spurlock knew what he was doing when he picked me first. I'm afraid we're gonna have to cut you loose. We can't have you dragging the rest of the team down with you. Nothing personal like.

 

FTFY

 

HIAG now wishing he thought of that

 

Wow! I spend the last 3 hours on the road driving back home to Bournemouth, and I find that the 'Pede has been ranting over my banter like a rabid pack of fcukwits!

Never before has the following been so relevant and justified...

 

You still havn't defined who is in the pded. Do you make it up as you go along?

 

^^^^ Rattled

 

In more ways than one.

 

... three hours of fuming ... ranting and mumbling to himself after his abject humiliation yesterday ... having to resort to his PDED fantasy as succour for his tortured ego ... and, of course, the predictable gif once he got back to Hogwarts ... never has there been such an annihilation on here ... very funny day ... poor Quents

 

Quents crying about the PDED is like Donald Trump moaning about 'fake news' ... happens every time he has his arse handed to him ... but the similarities don't stop there ... there is a distinct physical resemblance ... and hairline

 

Donald has the jump on Les’s Male pattern baldness.

 

"Back-to-back victories for Arsenal for the first time since November."
(BBC commentary, Arsenal v Stoke)

That's a shocking stat.

 

Oh Terrence..... my sides, my sides and since our epic “ Fluke “ as you call it, what have the mighty Spurs won or improved on ?
Your league position is worse now than when you infamously finished third in a two horse race with your imminent annual “ bottle job “ is still to come !

 

Arsenal missed a great chance when you pipped them to the title that year..mate, regardless of your league triumph...I'd rather be Tottenham anyday.

 

Another yid in denial.....priceless .