The Dick Emery "I done it wrong again, Dad!" Thread!

With Arsenal kicking off their new era under Dick Emery with a home defeat, I thought it would be appropriate to create a thread to monitor his calamitous progress through the season, until his inevitable sacking.

I'm sure you lads will want to join in the fun!

Please, let us have your amusing Dick Emery analogies, too.

 

Sympathy Post

 

Pointless thread. Close it now.

 

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Sympathy dog ****.

 

And you reckon you are the WUM master?
far too premature to do this.
You need to let Arsenal baste in their losses first (should they happen) before you pull the WUM trigger.
They have played one match against arguably the greatest footballing side the English game has ever seen, and the scoreline was respectable.

 

Need some No More Nails to fix bog roll holder.

 

Quentin, Quentin, Quentin

 

Biggest bite from OP

 

Quentin makes yet another thread about Arsenal ... has any other poster on here been as obviously damaged by the successes of a rival? ...

 

Some early catches, I see.

Just as I planned.

 

Anybody making a thread gets a number of responses Quentin .... that's how a chat forum works .. happy to aid your understanding son.

Hey but great planning ... to you and all the other thread creators ....

 

Why are you writing threads about Arsenal at 514am. Are you abroad?

 

He's in Moscow on business mate, he took the private jet this morning.

 

Is there a law that restricts the hours during which threads can be created?

 

I didn’t know they were playing against the treble-winning team.

 

The only thing you’ll be catching will be a trophy this season, Oh wait.....

 

You tangled up in my netting, Matth?

 

Nah ... more the lack of obsessive personality traits ... to most of us this is a time passer on a sport we love ... for you, who knows... but the timings of some of your posts and creation of some threads does suggest that it all has a significant and possibly unhealthy hold on your existence ...

You will of course deny it ... denial is another personality trait of yours ... it explains why you welch on bets and are arguably the worst loser on here ... your reaction to England's exit and thereby being robbed of "Spurs winning the world cup" to laud over everyone was a classic example ...

 

But Spurs did win the World Cup.

You saw Lloris lift the trophy.

 

Please get Dick out Robbie