The Drunk Thread

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  1. Suckys Stale Bum Grape

    Suckys Stale Bum Grape Any holes a goal

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    This is the thread for people who like to drink and enjoy themselves on evening.

    @Sweats. @luvgonzo @Commachio welcomr

    The rest of you boring ****s can **** off.

    Only post on here when pissed, to make this more entertaining.

    I expect @Suckmyklopp will post nonetheless, ****.

    @brb @Tobes Sticky this ****.
     
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  2. Suckmyklopp

    Suckmyklopp Supreme high chancellor of roller discos

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    Bout time we had a dedicated LGBT thread.
     
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  3. Libby

    Libby Not606's Top Interviewee

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    Got at least 22 days before I can contribute to this thread properly mate ;)
     
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  4. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2018

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    I'm making headway, sadly i won't have time to get pissed, i only have 9 cans in.

    Monday maybe different though, my day off,
     
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  5. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard it's SPURS

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    Still been off the booze, mate? If so, how long's it been?
     
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  6. Bald Archie

    Bald Archie Well-Known Member

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    Too long

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  7. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2018

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    So how easy do you get pissed?

    If you're a non drinker, or rarely, it won't take much.
     
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  8. Sweats.

    Sweats. Functioning alcoholic
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    Sometimes it doesn’t take much with me. All depends on my food intake on the day. Sometimes I can go all day with out eating anything then to the pub afterwork and be pissed on 4. Where as some weekends if I’ve eaten breakfast then had some lunch then gone out for a few early I could have 9 pints and be fine.
     
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  9. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy

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    Is the OP Southampton Matth?
     
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  10. Suckys Stale Bum Grape

    Suckys Stale Bum Grape Any holes a goal

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    Reported
     
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  11. Suckys Stale Bum Grape

    Suckys Stale Bum Grape Any holes a goal

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    Pretty much the same. No hangover today though.

    My best haul for the day was 6 nations / Super Bowl Sunday last year. Drank 22 cans of beer.
     
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  12. Sweats.

    Sweats. Functioning alcoholic
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    Don’t think I’ve ever drank that many beers. Can easily do 8-9 pints then have a few shorts which more often than not sober me up.
     
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  13. Suckys Stale Bum Grape

    Suckys Stale Bum Grape Any holes a goal

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    My standard Saturday is 4/5 pints followed by a bottle of wine.
     
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  14. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy

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    Suckys Stale Bum Grape Any holes a goal

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  16. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Lightweights, the lot of you. I’ve spilled more than most of you ****s will ever drink.
     
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  17. Bald Archie

    Bald Archie Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    Archers be like...

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  18. Sweats.

    Sweats. Functioning alcoholic
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    Have started drinking. Will be back later to confirm I’m in a suitable state.
     
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  19. Sweats.

    Sweats. Functioning alcoholic
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    Gone to watch a band they’re very good. All originals. They’re a cross between the doves and the twang.
     
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  20. Suckys Stale Bum Grape

    Suckys Stale Bum Grape Any holes a goal

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    Wrong thread mate
     
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