The Drunk Thread

Smooth Sucky, Smooth.

 

Debating on getting deliveroo to deliver me a bottle of wine

 

mind you do they actually do that ?
though obviously asking for a friend

 

They do!!! From coop near me

I would like to add the closest shop to me is 40min round trip

 

Go no sympathy, it's amateurish to not have wine in supply.

Where do you live by the way, middle of the new forest?

 

In a village on the edge of a town. It’s ok, I got some poor lad coming to me with wine right now

 

by 11,30 the poor ****er will be back on his bike when you decide 2 aint enough ,

 

Really tempted to get a few beckys.

Gonna finish this spliff and hope I don't still have the urge after.

Will let ya know how that goes lads.

 

Cheers pal.
I'll sleep well tonight.

 

I wont ill be bangin these when the mrs gets home

 

Sucky, what up with the name change?

 

I'm guessing cos Tobes ruined his life?

 

Me and Tel had a bet on the game last week.

 

Get ****ed schlem

 

Thanks mate saves me sending him a postcode

 

I couldn't read the writing but my son could. Wtf is a tesla? Obvs not the car.

 

Yeh teslas

Ecstacy bru, bangin these ones too, strong af but no comedown the next day.

 

Is that E?

Any good?

 

Yeah I discovered this a week or so ago. I have the deliveroo plus or whatever it’s called so I don’t pay delivery and the shop 5 mins walk down the road doesn’t mark up any of their items so **** trekking down there anymore. Bet the delivery guy loves it when he arrives to collect a bag of beef hula hoops and realises it’s a minute up the road