The Drunk Thread

That doesn't stop you leaving a horrendous voicemail though...

 

Luckily I’ve never done that….

Actually, I’ve just checked… along with texting her, I also bloody called her. Can’t remember ****

 

I haven't had a beer for over a year now. Don't know why, just lost interest when lockdown started.

 

You can't have enjoyed it that much to start with.

 

Yeah I did. I drank for England mate.

 

Competitively?

 

Nah mate. Just a figure of speech, meaning i drank ****ing loads.

 

Ah right, I thought you might be famous or something for a moment.

 

I was like that at home, just not the same as from a pump when you go out. Had quite a few beers out now, still none at home.

 

I'm not getting pissed tonight

 

I ain't been out to a pub since before this covid **** began.

 

Lost count now, done a couple of different micro pubs, 3 or 4 other pubs and in a spoons once. All since all the covid restrictions were lifted.

Micro pubs are good, beer normally around the £3.30 mark for a decent pint of ale, all independent owners. Often not that big a premises and no frills, although some now getting a bit fancy with Gin and Cheese boards, to progress from the all male feel of the places.

Although you do have to be sociable in them and often could end up sharing a table with a complete stranger, due to the size of the places, but every fooker talks to everyone in them anyhow.

Best bit, no queuing for your beer, you have a bell on your table, ring it and your be served before you know it. Started to use them on match days now, getting too old and impatient to queue 15 mins for beer in a packed boozer when a game is on.

 

That could mean you have never been out to a pub. Is that what you really mean?
I struggle to believe any makem **** has never been to a pub.

 

This is my Saturday night...

 

No. I really haven't been at all. I've just worked through this whole covid ****, and really lost touch with everything

 

Your food is still league one ****e.

 

That's a compliment compared to your minor league manure.

 

Fuk off ya daft ****

 

**** off to where?

 

Over there. Over there, it's better than here.