Off Topic The four word story thread here!

Which sells items that

 

No one stock piles

 

Like large frogs and

 

When mixed with a

 

Strange aroma similar to

 

Dianne Abbott's nether regions

 

Which were exposed to

 

The four horse men

 

Of the apocalypse who

 

Were going to the

 

Morris dancing world championships

 

During the winter of

 

Discontent when no one

 

Could change their underpants

 

Only every other week

 

After coming home from