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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by UTRs, Mar 25, 2015.

  1. azzuriswan

    azzuriswan Well-Known Member

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    and cause smells to
     
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  2. Makemstine Roger

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    permutate through solid brickwork
     
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    into next door's khazi
     
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    and overflow down the
     
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  5. Makemstine Roger

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    torpedo launched to immigrants
     
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    Neil to Hawkes so close giving there defenders crap
     
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  7. Makemstine Roger

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    Going to enjoy watching the highlights again
     
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    EH ?!
     
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  9. Wooperts_duck

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    currently situated in France
     
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  10. Makemstine Roger

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    watching Sunderland beating hull but don't want to be a twat and ignore you boys so posted on wrong board
     
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  11. KingHotspur

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    with the smell of
     
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  12. Makemstine Roger

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    garlic flavoured with sprouts
     
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    leading to trapped wind
     
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  14. Makemstine Roger

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    where a trouser rip
     
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    cannot be totally avoided
     
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  16. Makemstine Roger

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    and will produce a
     
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    definite hole in ozone layer
     
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  18. Makemstine Roger

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    erm thats 5 mate
     
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  19. Makemstine Roger

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    static electric sparks when
     
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    unzipping ones khaki trousers
     
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