Anyone seen the Coquelin 'tackle'? God knows how the ref hasn't given a red he was stood right in front of it.
I'd be reaching for something blunt to scoop my eyes out with rather than watch Piers Morgan do anything. I can just imagine him licking his own sweat off his tits whilst masturbating, although I'm sure in reality he would do such a thing.
Yeah, sorry about that. I'm not sure if I'm feeling slightly aroused or if it's the train journey to London I'm on. I'm going with the train