Do you mean and doesn't think the sun shines out of Aluko's arse? Or are you saying you're not as deluded as me but you do think the sun shines out of Aluko's arse?
Blackburn Rovers have signed Hull City midfield duo Tom Cairney and Corry Evans. Corry Evans joins on a permanent basis with a 3 year deal for an undisclosed fee (though it's believed to be between £750k - £1M with add-ons). Tom Cairney joins on a loan spell until January.