The handcart to hell is still on target

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  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Mibby have been McDonalds.

    Someone told me the Americans also have the warning "This product contains peanuts" on bags of peanuts. Doubt it's true though <laugh>
     
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  2. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Menshy!
     
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  3. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Seen similar here for example Tesco fruit and nut muesli - warning may contain nuts.
     
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  4. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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  5. monacoger

    monacoger Forum Simpleton

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    Yep, I thought is was McDonald's too, the coffee can't be over a certain temperature now.
     
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  6. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    If the Harry Potter franchise wasn't worth so many billions to Warner Bros she would be cancelled .

    Rowling got a generation of kids to enjoy reading and she's been thrown under the bus over trannies.

    She is a card carrying woke lefty social justice warrior and still The Guardian readers go for her.

    The new Captain Marvel is a bum bandit I can see that doing well <laugh>
     
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  7. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    Could save them a few bob if they don't have to market it to certain cultures.
     
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  8. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    An old woman burnt her snatch by spilling coffee in her car and asked them for medical expenses.
    They offered $600 which didn't cover it so she took them to court.

    The court rules that if was too hot and she settled on $600 k.
     
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  9. monacoger

    monacoger Forum Simpleton

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    Daft cow, she could have got a lot more.
     
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  10. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    I would burn my balls with coffee for $600 k
     
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  11. monacoger

    monacoger Forum Simpleton

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    Aye, with a ****ing cattle prod.
     
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  12. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Would you dip your nuts in a chip pan fryer for 3 seconds for €1 million?
     
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  13. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    I definitely would.

    I'd think about it a bit more if the friar was on though.
     
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  14. monacoger

    monacoger Forum Simpleton

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    Would I have to pay tax on the €1 million?
     
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  15. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    I'm not sure how it works in Spain
     
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  16. monacoger

    monacoger Forum Simpleton

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    Apart from it being obviously racist, has anybody on here tried one of these?

    20210210_180357.jpg
     
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  17. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    You got big hands
     
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  18. monacoger

    monacoger Forum Simpleton

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    Not really but the Snickers is tiny, the robbing ****s
     
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  19. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    No. Snickers bars are for plebs.

    Ice cream snickers bars only for this proud White Christian Brit.
     
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  20. stopmeandslapme

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    If the white one is smaller than the brown one, you’ve got a case for racially prejudiced chocolateering.
     
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