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The handcart to hell is still on target

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Oct 23, 2017.

  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Marylin Manson can lick ER's nuts any time he wants. They met at Penzance airport in 1995 and shared a pasty iirc.
     
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  2. Mick O'Toon

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    It was said about Marc Almond as well @monacoger to confirm
     
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  3. GroveRanger

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    Marc Almond was meant to have been rushed to hospital for an emergency stomach pump the contents of which was alleged to be over a pint of semen. All a load of tosh mind but it still crops up.

    I once stood next to Marc Almond at a fetish club fashion show. He's very small with a lot of tattoos. True story.
     
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  4. Easter Road 1980

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    Sore but nowhere near as painful as the first 4 days. Building up my walking day by day and doing various physio exercises. Hopefully by 4 weeks time I'll be back to walking absolutely everywhere and then probably drop dead to Codiv-91 the day after. Oh well, worse things happen at sea I suppose.
     
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  5. Mick O'Toon

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    Yeah it was ****e,homophobia was allowed in those days.
     
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  6. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    You will be touching your toes and taking a length in no time
     
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  7. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I don't even know who Marc Almond is.
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You don't want to. He's nuts.
     
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  9. Easter Road 1980

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    I'm too scared to try it in case I like it to be honest.
     
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  10. Mick O'Toon

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    He was in Soft Cell according to Google.
     
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  11. GroveRanger

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    Here are some highlights





     
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  12. Easter Road 1980

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    "Say Hello, Wave Goodbye" was my favourite song of theirs.

    A classic.
     
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  13. GroveRanger

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    A possible contender for Favourite Poove perhaps. Soft Cell at Brixton Academy was one of the best gigs I've been to. 3000 people doing a mass karaoke sing-a-long to all their hits.

    Wee Marc nearly karked it in a motorbike accident, touch and go for a long while and it took him ages to recover. True story.
     
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  14. Mick O'Toon

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    Where the Heart Is, probably my fave
     
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    Trans lobbyists are campaigning for pantomime horses that identify as biological horses to be legally defined as horses .
    Panto horses are the same as horses you ****ing bigots .

    Humza Yousaf will be adding horses to the protected characteristics list in his hate crime bill to stop discrimination towards pantomime horses in an open respectful society.
    "Pantophobia will not be tolerated in my progressive inclusive Scotland"
    He states .

    https://horseplay.ie/panto-horse-or-real-horse/
     
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    I cant work out what that means
     
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  19. GroveRanger

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    If you can marry a man if you are a man, marry a woman if you are a woman, be born a man but identify as a woman and marry a woman who identifies as a man, if you are a man who identifies as a woman and want to marry a man who identifies as a man or a woman who wants to marry a woman identifying as a man and on top of all this demand that legally and medically you are not identified by your birth gender and have the right to retrospectively change your passport and birth certificate to suit then why can't you marry your son or daughter or granddaughter or grandson regardless of what gender they identify as?

    We have created a world where total and utter obedience to what people want, which has been ratified in law, has led to this farcical approach to incest inching closer to reality. Don't say "this will never happen" because everything described is a reality now and who thought we'd be in this position 50 years ago? It is revolting but on a scale of 1-100 how much more obscene is it to any of the above? 10% worse than poovery? 45% worse than drag queens telling Trans-focused stories to 5 year olds? 1% worse than a woman with a beard getting pregnant by a man with tits?

    And if you are allowed to be a man marrying a man, man identifying as a woman marrying a woman identifying as a chandelier etc why stop there? Why not allow inter-family same sex relationships while you are at it? You can then go off and schtupp your great granddad ffs because heaven help us if we are homophobic as well as incest-phobic.

    We need another 40 days and 40 nights of floods to rid the world of this insanity only don't bother building an ark, let everyone drown. I sincerely hope I have popped in and this was an old April Fool I missed.

    C.unts.
     
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  20. GroveRanger

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    ^^^^^^ Triggered
     
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