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The handcart to hell is still on target

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Oct 23, 2017.

  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Phew. That's a relief. I was pretty shocked about it tbh imho iirc
     
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  2. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Is that Pompeymeowth at the front?
     
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  3. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    'Oh look, some people are a bit different to me, I should start a thread asap on GC'

    <doh> <doh> <doh>

    I bet those kids are happier than yours Grove.
     
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  4. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Happier? A baby playing with it's own sh1t might be the happiest f.ucking thing on the planet but do you want to sit next to one on the bus?

    How happy will all the kids be when they rock up to a job interview, if they even get past the application stage, and they are asked about work?

    "Well actually I won't be able to start at 9:00 because I'm used to staying up until 4 in the morning playing Call of Duty and five days a week sounds like f.ucking drag man so how's about I turn up when I want, only do the sort of things I want to do and you just f.ucking deal with it?"

    Have kids Tobes, pay Olga, drug her, tell her it is your magic elf wand or whatever, knock her up and try bringing a baby up. Tell Baby Ketty that it can play with whatever toys it wants, it can sh1t in any toilet it wants, wear whatever clothes it wants and if it ends up a directionless mong like it's male gene donor it isn't its fault as the world is just a harsh place for a binary/gender-fluid person to grow up in. Have fun counting the "Thank You" cards your offspring send you when their life doesn't turn out to be the Utopia you think it should.
     
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  5. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Toby isne even trying and Grove still bites like ****.

    For **** sake ya nonce sort yerself oot.<laugh>
     
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  6. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Why do you feel the need to answer my every post with a beel-fuelled essay? :huh:

    You're inferring a lot about their lifestyle from a Metro article ffs.
     
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  7. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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  8. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    9 volt battery dear me. <laugh>

    That's the cuboid shaped one isn't it?
     
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  9. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Who, monicataig?
     
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  10. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Because I am a loquacious fecker

    How about this instead, it perfectly sums up my point

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  11. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  12. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    And the handcart keeps on rolling

    http://metro.co.uk/2017/10/26/girl-5-rants-about-lack-of-gender-neutral-halloween-costumes-7028711/


    A little girl was filmed ranting about how ‘deeply frustrating’ it is that H&M’s Halloween costumes are ‘not gender-neutral’. Poppy Lambert-Harden was shopping with her mum last Wednesday when she discovered that her favourite outfits were in the boys’ section of the Brighton store. The five-year-old had the same problem last year, and went on to complain that the girls’ costumes ‘weren’t very scary or cool’. Her mum Jesse said she caught the rant on video after the youngster proclaimed ‘I am so disappointed that this always happens’. However the 38-year-old said that she completely agrees with her daughter and ‘there is unnecessary gender profiling of Halloween costumes’.

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    This is the costume that is so male oriented that the 5 year old girl had to rant about

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    If, as the article says, H&M did this when little Popp tried to get an outfit last year why the f*ck would you go back again this time round?

    Just buy the f*cking vampire costume if that is what you want!!!!

    There we have it folks, a 5-year old gender neutral advocate from Brighton. Says it all.
     
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  13. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    **** off you fat child molesting ****.
     
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  14. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    State of that kid's jacket. If you're going to record your child and post the video online, try and do it when your spawn isn't dressed like a total ****ing ****.
     
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  15. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Probably made it out of old yoghurt pots and second hand hemp.

    @Toby to confirm.
     
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  16. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Brush her hair too. If you're going to put her jumped-up opinion and appearance at the mercy of the nation, then at least have the care and foresight to make her at least semi-presentable.

    Poor child looks like she lives in a barn.
     
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  17. gas

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    All female clothing should have pictures of a cock on them and all male clothing should have a picture of a fanny and tits. That should keep the gender neutral brigade happy plus it would also amuse childish mongo poofs like me.
     
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  18. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    What about non-binaries? They're people too, you selfish ****.
     
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  19. gas

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    They're covered by the areas of garments that do not have a cock,fanny or tits on them. It taht doesn't apease them maybe we could add an asshole <ok>

    Every ****s a winner <somersault>
     
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  20. brb

    brb CR250

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    I think you maybe should stop reading the Telegraph <ok>
     
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