Erm you admitted that you frequent the local Conservative club mate. So are you threatening to set a load of Tory voting old biddies on me if I show up to one of your gigs ?
You do live in Basingstoke Quentin. But your mummy's house is in the Bournemouth area. You also troll the A35 lay-bys for someone to stretch your ring piece on your journeys to see her.