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tHe imPortance of cApitals

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  1. ex-german exile

    ex-german exile Member

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    In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, more and more people who send text messages and emails have forgotten the art of capitalisation.

    For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the following statement:

    "Capitalisation is the difference between
    helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and
    helping your uncle jack off a horse."

    Is everyone clear on that?
     
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    ex-german exile, Nov 11, 2011
  2. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Concur.
     
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  3. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    lmao, dat gd
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Nov 11, 2011
  4. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    thefuckwitwithnofriends needs to read this thread, he was never taught how to use caps at teacher's school <ok>
     
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  5. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    <laugh>
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Nov 11, 2011
  6. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    hes brilliant at using apostrophes though isnt he ?
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Nov 11, 2011
  7. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    How do you get down from a Horse ?


    You don't...you get down from a duck!
     
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    Null, Nov 11, 2011
  8. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    and

    sentence structure

    with absolutely no care for punctuation

    either

    remember 'schoolish' too? <laugh>
     
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    Toby, Nov 11, 2011
  9. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    Keep it schoolish ...

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Null, Nov 11, 2011
  10. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    He made a fanny of himself yesterday after claiming the BBC ignored a story about former Israeli President Katsav being done for rape even though it was there on their website.
     
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  11. Jerel Ifil

    Jerel Ifil Well-Known Member

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    Your username suggests you're not too clear on it.
     
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    Jerel Ifil, Nov 11, 2011
  12. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    hey tobe

    still ignoring me i see
     
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  13. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    <doh> Have you read this thread?
     
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    Toby, Nov 11, 2011
  14. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    yes, and all the other ones where you inevitably referr to me in some context

    yet insist you have me on ignore

    i dont do bum <ok>
    but can be plutonic firends <ok>
     
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    thefanwithnoname, Nov 11, 2011
  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Plutonic? Is that anything like Uranus?
     
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    Gambol, Nov 11, 2011
  16. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    What the **** does that even mean?
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Nov 11, 2011
  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    It means he don't do bum. Dumbass.
     
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    Gambol, Nov 11, 2011
  18. thefanwithnoname

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    I spelt friends as firends and you misunderstood 'i dont do bum' <doh>
     
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    thefanwithnoname, Nov 11, 2011
  19. The Raging Oxter

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    Does he mean bumming?
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Nov 11, 2011
  20. Toby

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    A teacher <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>
     
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