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  1. Wooperts_duck

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    Did you say a Kiwi cock ?!
     
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  2. Didley Squat

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    Well l never said such a horrible thing about our good mate, Kiwi.
    I said he’s got a clock!
     
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  3. Makemstine Roger

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    oh yes you did ( YOU PANTOMIME VILLAIN YOU)
     
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  4. Wooperts_duck

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    "Look behind you !....."
     
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  5. Makemstine Roger

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    where there oh i see its Didley with his cassock his cass is hiding his sock
     
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  6. Makemstine Roger

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    come hither seed of satan and repent all your sins, the angel of the lord has come down and is ready to smite down all none believers. To save your miserable souls please pay a 50 dollar salvation fee payable to the most reverend Didley of Squat . Those short on the cash need not fret the most holy rev will take as part exchange beautiful daughters with big gazzumers of course, decent pickup trucks, land titles,and gems .Those parishioners with massive mansions who want to tread in the footsteps of giants like the disciples sign over those titles Roge the baptist will fulfil all those requests.Whilst disciple Woops will test the virginity of those offered to be little sisters of the poor, All cravings and pervy dreams to be handed to woops before enrolment
     
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  7. Wooperts_duck

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    I've tested 4 nuns so far, and I must say I am unsure of the results, so will have to test them again.

    The things I do for this church.........<doh>
     
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  8. Makemstine Roger

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    the lord works in mysterious ways wonders to behold, especially with all the apprentice nun preggers,still more future brethren to behold
     
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  9. Wooperts_duck

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    Who's the daddy, I say, who's the daddy....
     
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  10. Didley Squat

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    Think the church has found our new speech writer!
     
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    Hope your practicing safe procedures!
     
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    im having to go manual cos mother superior has banned the nuns outdoor nature classes for a while
     
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  13. Didley Squat

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    Ive had a gutful of Mother Superior or is it she’s had a mouthful? I’m all confused……

    Hey, there’s a thread for that!
     
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  14. Wooperts_duck

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  15. Wooperts_duck

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  16. Didley Squat

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    l like Tuesday threads!
     
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  17. Taffvalerowdy

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    It’s Monday <badger>
     
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