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5 his harsh scouse would be the subject of 'banter' as we schoolboys call it
6 Mrs Turner would have something to say

 

7 he is not mad enough

 

graham does not want the england because
1 he does not like london
2 he cannot stand prima donnas
3 he hates the North Circular
4 he is scared of beefeaters
5 his harsh scouse would be the subject of 'banter' as we schoolboys call it
6 Mrs Turner would have something to say
7 he is not mad enough
8 It's a long way to commute every day

 

9 he is happy being a success where he is
10 he does not do toadying up to wazuks
11 not sure if you can get irn bru at wembley
12 uncle roland would not allow it

 

a bad result for both of our teams today looks like wycombe versus the shrews is on the cards next season

 

looks a possibility, but our turn to have the bent lino!

 

things like that usually even out so maybe it will be youre turn to get a dodgy decision next season

 

here i am relaxing in the loggerheads slowly sipping westons vintage 8.2 cider through a straw. i have just shaken hands with betty swallocks, to show some example to suarez who is a disgrace to himself and club and i would cancel his work permit.

some of these foreign johnies can be so tempermental. but i see young tevez may be received into the bosom of man city, a 38d i think. young harry seems to be adding to his cv, could it come down to redknapp or wenger for england and st george!!

i am just about to order one of betty swallock's hotpots to take away the sting of yesterdays frosty result. i think one of those and 3 more westons and i can snooze in front of the box and watch man city come unstuck at villa. hey ho life is so exciting, hic ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzoh is it tuesday and has collins got a hatrick, no its that ruddy cider, bless it. floreat salopia. i have just composed a new song. its a long way to tip wroe rari its a long way to go. ah well another westons please betty

 

like the song AJ

 

Yum, tonight i am mostly drinking Castle Rock Harvest Pale and Glencoe Stout. Complete opposites on the beer spectrum, but both great drinks in a bottle!

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poor old wobblers have hit rock bottom again

 

status quo,,,,,,,,,,,, down down deeper and down should be our new song on the terrace

 

i hear arsene may be available soon

 

being a spurs man i def wouldnt want that twat

 

I wish you wouldn't beat around the bush Rocky

 

you know me, straight as an arrow i tell it how i see it

 

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i left my transport outside

 

Harrold's been spreading it about with some newcastle lasses...

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brilliant

 

glory be what has happened to matty h, could it be the gas novel sprinkler system. its a small mercy he has not been with the blob fish