The #LUFC Breakfast Debate (Monday 18th January)

Weird no mention on that kind of stuff but will announce the team 48hrs before kick off

 

Brighton hadn't won in 9 and then they played us

 

so long as the idiots are under us its no problem mate

 

mate when i was at Maidstone we had a disco with Northern soul run by the lads, a lad called Gelling being the disc jockey, guys weren't allowed only women it was always packed, when the guard used to have to walk around the disco exterior by the big extractor fan in the summer they kept saying it smelt like the fish quay

 

You have to clear the debris out first............

 

As WJ says we blokes all got serious at 10 to 2 for the slowies and were lucky sometimes that we didnt wake up next to a ladyboy. I have had a few scary wake ups in the morning, next to grannies, hairy legs and the odd hairy armpit. Those morning I never seemed to wake up next to Susan George, more Bobby George

 

Funny enough Doc, the Straw dogs remake is on tonight on the Horror channel via Virgin.

 

Waking up next to horrors was a regular thing. My ma once asked menthe name of the girl I went home with last night, I just shrugged and said ten to two

 

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Right lads, come on we need a bit of honesty on this site as lots of guys telling porkies too often. I can guarantee at least once every week somebody will post a photo and nearly everyone will chip in with “Matts done worse”

well Im owning up, I have done worse, a lot worse. Anyone who has been in the forces will have done a lot lot worse

 

come on then we are open for confessions, you first

 

Well how can we believe anything a para tells , these are guys who jump out of perfectly good flying aircraft.
Us Submariners however would never do anything like that.?

 

which part do you not want me to find out about from a Rum Bum and Baccy boys , as any port doctor will tell you when a submarine is in port, the youngest member of the crew is always at the doctors complaining he has tried sex for the first time and doesn't like it, Only to find out some hairy arsed old sailor has left the boys arse like a baboons.

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Sits patiently waiting for doc to come up with a good feasible alibi of IT WANSNT ME as that song plays in the background

 

You talking from experience

 

who me mate i wasnt away at sea for months on end so never got that desperate

 

Hell yeah I'm in.... Or i was if you catch my drift.

 

while awaiting reply try's to wonder why all navy ports have sex in them ESSEX WESSEX SUSSEX don't believe in that many coincidences


if a mariner is a sailor, and sub means beneath, am i to assume that sub mariner means what i am thinking just asking for a friend