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Off Topic The Message Of Hate Thread...

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Aldridge_Prior, Apr 11, 2011.

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  1. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    The Capital One Cup.
     
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    Obi Wan, Sep 23, 2015
  2. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Breath
     
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    Captainchaos., Sep 24, 2015
  3. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh> So borderline...
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Sep 24, 2015
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  4. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    <laugh>
    He prefers boys that say yes.
     
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    Obi Wan, Sep 24, 2015
  5. Captainchaos.

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    Girls that order a salad and a glass of water

    They are then likely to say no!!!
     
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    Captainchaos., Sep 24, 2015
  6. Captainchaos.

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    I prefer no distance at all
     
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    Captainchaos., Sep 24, 2015
  7. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Or in otherwords balls deep
     
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    Captainchaos., Sep 24, 2015
  8. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    Or girls that order salad and water but then help themselves to your food. Buy your own chips. Obi doesn't share!
     
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    Obi Wan, Sep 24, 2015
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  9. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    Don't waste your time hating, embrace life and love thy neighbour.... yes, even Mackems.....:emoticon-0100-smile
     
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    Heed, Sep 25, 2015
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Erections which appear unwanted when you are on the cross trainer at the gym and a lass with the tidiest body ever is pumping away and sweating next to you.
    I could have sworn she had a cheeky grin on her sweet face.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Sep 25, 2015

  11. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    It was more than a cheeky grin.

    She was pointing at you at howling with laughter.
     
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    Obi Wan, Sep 25, 2015
  12. Albert's Chip Shop

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    She was a brunette as well.
    Prob a size 6 with a rack on her to die for.
    I reckon she was early 20's.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Sep 25, 2015
  13. JakartaToon

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    Not if you can get at their water when they are not looking!
     
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    JakartaToon, Sep 26, 2015
  14. Captainchaos.

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    Just grab her
     
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    Captainchaos., Sep 26, 2015
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  15. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Calm down Titus
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Sep 26, 2015
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  16. Captainchaos.

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    use the no three times rule
     
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  17. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    ^^^^^

    Goes to male only gyms.
     
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    Commachio, Sep 26, 2015
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  18. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    <laugh>
     
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  19. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

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    Those adverts with some random woman singing a wretched acoustic pile of ****. Same old **** everytime. Anyone associated with it should be ****ing eviscerated by the Dark Lord Belial and his minions.
     
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    Beardsley's Rancid Sack, Sep 26, 2015
  20. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Twats who take up two car parking spaces.
     
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