The "Mighty Juggernaut" thread

Daniel Levy, the Tottenham chairman, says midfielder Dele Alli, 21, would not be sold even for £150m, with Barcelona and Manchester City both interested.
(Sun)

Kiss the badge, Danny Boy! You deserve it, son!

 

Yeah, until a solid bid comes in.

 

Wembley hoodoo ****s Spurs again

 

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Spud Juggernaut pushed aside. COYB's

 

Big rush expected today in the Spud shop.

 

Guess who has just ensured Alli will not sign a new contract with Spurs again....ever.....

Good work Danny Boy!

 

So the wheels come off the Spud coach yet again! Nice to see Poncetto try a Plan-B with 45 seconds remaining in injury time he brings on a Columbian defender who's not played a seconds football this season. Ground breaking stuff from the Argy.

 

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The petulant diver sharing a joke with old team mate Walker?

 

Everton 0 v 3 Spurs

Kane off the mark with a brace.

Kiss the badge, son! You deserve it.

Pundits have been tipping Everton to break into the top 4 - at the cost of Spurs, I suspect. How foolish they must now be feeling!

Anyway...

Poch puts the pedal to the metal, and everyone kaks their pants at the roar of that mighty engine!

 

Apart from the clubs who have dry humped you already at fortress graveyard.

 

Spuds 0 v Swansea 0

Well, well Wembley hell continues even with the less effective Walker replacement and the sexually abused Columbian defender. Where was Poncetto's plan B?

 

Spurs' Wembley woe continues
The lucky midweek victory against Dortmund was only Spurs' second win in 12 matches at Wembley, and if it were not for Fabianski's saves they would have finally enjoyed a league win under the famous arch.

But Spurs have now failed to score a first-half goal in all three of their home league games this season.

Burnley and Swansea have both earned points on their visits to Wembley, while Chelsea dry humped them 2-1.

 

Spuds Carabao Cup fourth round watched in front of a Wembley crowd of just 23,926.

 

But they won. May get 25k next round.

 

Tottenham are preparing a £30m bid for Everton's Ross Barkley, 23... (ESPN)

Yeah, see, I doubt we are.

 

Congratulations, of course, go to the HurraKane for his perfect hat-trick against a very tough Apoel side.

Left. Right. Head.

I'm thinking that only a handful of the greatest strikers in history have ever scored the perfect hat-trick, any where, in the World, let alone in the cut-and-thrust of the European top-flight.

It's good to see Spurs making a massive contribution to English pride, in Europe, after so many years of embarrassing ****-ups from Arsenal. Whom among us will ever forget the soiling humiliation of Bendtner tripping over his own bootlaces attempting (what would have been) Arsenal's only shot on the Barca goal? I know I never will.

Anyway, well done to Kane. Kiss the badge, son. You deserve it!

HurraKane!
He's one of our own!
He's one of our own!

 

This is what a perfect hat-trick looks like Bell and not the lame version that your nonce knocked in...enjoy it as it has special meaning.

 

Tottenham are confident midfielder Dele Alli, 21, will sign a new deal with the club which will see his wages rise from about £50,000-a-week to £80,000-a-week. (Daily Telegraph)

I'm confident, too.

Kiss the badge, Alli, son! You deserve it.