Off Topic The Moggfather Appreciation Society

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  1. Tiddler

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    Polite
    Respectful
    Intelligent
    Honest
     
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    Charles Augustus Fortescue
    BY HILAIRE BELLOC

    The nicest child I ever knew
    Was Charles Augustus Fortescue.
    He never lost his cap, or tore
    His stockings or his pinafore:
    In eating Bread he made no Crumbs,
    He was extremely fond of sums,
    To which, however, he preferred
    The Parsing of a Latin Word—
    He sought, when it was within his power,
    For information twice an hour,
    And as for finding Mutton-Fat
    Unappatising, far from that!
    He often, at his Father’s Board,
    Would beg them, of his own accord,
    To give him, if they did not mind,
    The Greasiest Morsels they could find—
    His Later Years did not belie
    The Promise of his Infancy.
    In Public Life he always tried
    To take a judgement Broad and Wide;
    In Private, none was more than he
    Renowned for quiet courtesy.
    He rose at once in his Career,
    And long before his Fortieth Year
    Had wedded Fifi, Only Child
    Of Bunyan, First Lord Aberfylde.
    He thus became immensely Rich,
    And built the Splendid Mansion which
    Is called The Cedars, Muswell Hill,
    Where he resides in affluence still,
    To show what everybody might
    Become by SIMPLY DOING RIGHT.
     
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    Slow burner this one <whistle>
     
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    @brb Are you a fan of the great man?

    Moggy as PM and Farage as his deputy. What a ****ing awesome combo that would be for this country!
     
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    Good linkage to The Don in the US for guidance and support. <ok>
     
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    I have never understood this British tradition of proles sucking up to posh blokes.

    Why is it that chinless twats, who are in positions of influence and authority only because their families own half of Dorset/Warwickshire/Northumbria, get the forelock tugging mugs into such a frenzy of brown nosing, that they are willing to follow them off a ****ing cliff?

    Rees-Mogg is exactly the sort of gormless berk who would have stood up in his stirrups at Balaclava, braying "Tally Ho chaps", while his men charged towards the Russian guns and got heroicly cut to shreds.

    Rees- Mogg is not a **** for being Rees-Mogg; he is the product of 2000 years of inbreeding, and can't be held responsible for his own pointless absurdity. The OP, however, is an utter **** for doffing his cap and gratefully bending over to be shafted by the ridiculous drip.
     
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    Your problem is that you believe everyone thinks like you. We don't. Your obvious and probably well deserved inferiority complex means you have some weird head **** that compels you to have to suck up to posh blokes, but that doesn't relate to normal people. It's a psychosis that you alone bare and is simply born of your own self loathing and poor little ol' me mentality.

    #workingclassheroNOT
     
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    Archers has obviously had a better education than you...
     
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    They're circling, trying not to bite, but one will, and then they all will.
     
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    I agree. He went to Eton college ffs! :emoticon-0137-clapp
     
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    I have absolutely no idea what you are trying to say here. Seriously, is this incoherent gibberish the best you can do? If so, you'd be better off sticking to posting photos of posh blokes holding teddy bears. At least you might get a laugh with that <ok>
     
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  20. Weren't you criticising a poster for being condescending earlier? Hmm.
     
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    I'm not 'trying' to say anything. What I am definitely saying is that you clearly have a massive chip on your shoulder and that your inferiority complex leads you to post ****e about anyone you deem to be better than you. Which accounts for just about anyone breathing :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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