The name 5000 places better than Newcastle thread

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  1. captain wrong

    captain wrong Well-Known Member

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    Quite straight fwd and when 5000 is reached I will close the thread


    I'll go 1st

    1.California
     
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  2. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath Well-Known Member

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    Newcastle was named Best Place in the World to Visit by Rough Guides in 2018. Quite an achievement for a "piss pot of a city".
     
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    2. Tatooine
     
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  4. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath Well-Known Member

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    Who thinks we should ban Chaos from his own thread? Or at least "send him to Coventry"? I'm sure he would enjoy it more there :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    Quite clearly a joke
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath Well-Known Member

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    ^^^ Gutted :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  7. captain wrong

    captain wrong Well-Known Member

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    Come on mate newcastle is no even one of the best places in England never mind the world

    I'm being realistic here. Its just not and that's why people like to fly elsewhere
     
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    Well it's kinda... not that bad really is it?

    Ok so it can be a bit chavvy and full of stupid bits of hen dos, but it's a friendly place with great pubs, some good sights to see and a fun place to visit.

    Obviously you don't go on holiday to Newcastle in the same way you go on holiday to Spain, but if you compare it to places like Slough, Milton Keynes, Huddersfield, Sunderland etc, then Newcastle is a ****ing metropolis.
     
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    No it's not that bad I've said there's worse, but I firmly believe there's 5000 more desireable locations and I'm seeking clarification
     
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    I know so many people who live here that were born outside of the Region. Clearly they have more humility (and class) than Chaos :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    I reckon Captain lives in a squalid two-bedroom flat in Bensham. Nee wonder he's bitter :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  13. Dorty Dogbreath

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    Mega. I do think the Bensham gibe will have him irked though. And on his own wind-up thread! :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    My sister in law lives in Sheffield. Went down there for the wedding. Place was a ****hole. Apart from one half decent street, the rest was a total hotchpotch of brutalist and 70's architecture. Suppose you could blame the Germans for that like, but still.........

    Havnt exactly been to loads of cities, but the ones I have been to, Newcastle city centre puts most of them to shame.
     
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  15. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    This thread has rocked Dorty hard hes fuming

    Berlin
     
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  16. Dorty Dogbreath

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    There won't be anywhere in Wales on the list that's for sure :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    This could be the worst thread ever.
     
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    Dunno about the thread but your meltdown is the worst ever
     
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    Caernarfon
     
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    St Petersburg
     
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