The "No ****, Sherlock!" thread

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-27633347

Joey Barton's been saying daft things again.

No **** Sherlock

 

Qatar World Cup: '£3m payments to officials' corruption claim.


No **** Spurlock!

 

Liverpool striker Luis Suarez, 27, would find it "very difficult to say no" to Real Madrid if they made a move for him this summer, according to his lawyer.

No **** Marca!

 

Hiag - 'Willshere is a bell-end'.

No **** Sherlock!

 

I was mis-quoted!


I wouldn't be so impolite, of course. However, Wiltshire is dreadful in an England shirt, isn't he! Not quite, yet, as bad as Rooney, but he's headed that way.

Let's face it, lads, with a team comprised of mainly 'Pool and Arsenal players, with the odd "Dad's Arny" recruit from the likes of Chelsea and United, we're not going to make it out of the group stages. It's a sad indictment on just how far our National game has deteriorated.

 

People are complaining that advertisers have used girls in skimpy bikinis frolicking on Copacabana beach to sell products in the build up to the World Cup.

No **** Sherlock

 

Compaining,not me,long may it continue!!

 

Real Madrid's 28 year-old defender Sergio Ramos says "excuses are for losers" after Spain were beaten 2-0 by Chile on Wednesday, adding that the loss marks the end of a cycle.
(Source: Spanish media)



So, what's your excuse, pal?

 

Exactly.

 

And what about players wearing shorts! Outrageous!

 

It is unfair to continue to describe Cameroon as the "Germans of Africa" - Volker Finke

Keine scheiße, Sherlock!

 

When did anyone ever call them that?

 

That was Cameron a Vermin and A Stinker. Poor phone link.

 

The coach said lots of people did.

Presumably these people were history professors talking about the period between 1884-1919 when the country was part of the German Empire named Kamerun...

 

Looking at their performances in this WC, the "English of Africa" might be more apt, along with Honduras, the "English of Central America".

 

Wimbledon champion Andy Murray, 27, believes there is something "not quite right" about Suarez.
(Source: Guardian)


No ****, Sherlock!

 

It's a pity you 're banned from the Mouser board, HIAG. I imagine you would cause havoc over there at the moment!..

 

Oh, sweet Jesus! If I was allowed back on the 'Pool board, I'd be ripping my cock off at this precise moment in time!

That's why I will never be permitted back. And I accept that. The truth hurts, it hurts bad. And 'Pool and the Mousers are in a very dark place, at the moment. The last thing they need, at this time, is a master wum rubbing salt into their many wounds.

I may be a wum, but I am not an animal (like Goofy).

 

SSN say Suarez will miss first ten games of new PL season.

No **** Sherlock

He'll miss the first 38 playing for Real Madrid.

 

Former Arsenal midfielder Gilberto, a World Cup winner with Brazil in 2002, says his country's footballing problems "run deep".
(Daily Star)


No ****, Sherlock!