The "No ****, Sherlock!" thread

Make that Barcelona

 

Oh, yes! It's back! Hunting down those twats who make a habit of tell us the blindingly obvious and making out that it's news!


"Former Liverpool defender Jamie Carragher criticised Manchester United for not signing a top defender in the transfer window after watching their 5-3 defeat by Leicester City on Sunday."
(Daily Mail)


Thanks for the insight, pal! I bet they called you "Lightening" at school.

 

Or LVG;

"It's not good. We had the game in our pocket and we gave it away. Not because of Leicester, we gave it away"

"We have too many players who want to seek for the goal"

No ****, Louis? Well, if you concede 5 goals, you have usually given the game away! Too many players looking for the goal? No ****, remind me again, who's been spending hundreds of millions signing all these "players who want to seek for the goal"??

 

Former Tottenham midfielder Darren Anderton, 42, fears the club's lack of serious scoring options will cost them a top-four finish.
(Talksport)


No ****, Sherlock!

 

Ecuadorian forward Enner Valencia, 24, says he learnt about West Ham by watching Green Street, a film on football hooliganism. (The Mirror)

No ****, Sunshine.

 

And presumably, that's why he decided to join them?....oh dear!....

 

Paddy power on talksport
"Arsenal are favourites in the NLD"

Really?

 

Blatter " my mandate does not appear to be supported by everyone" . No **** Sherlock

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/33099403

Especially for the following :

<quote>
"We finished fourth twice and should have finished higher in all honesty," Redknapp said.
</quote>

 

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/33098985

Gazza brought an ostrich to training... Not sure if it's a no **** or "Doesn't surprise us..." Felt relevant.

 

Arsenal are cheating bastards. No ****....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/33109008

 

My problem that this bothers me, but please change the <> to [] and it will look nice

 

I suppose there is no chance that the punishment will be to remove all the points they won in the matches he played in?

 

Seems fair to me.

 

Former QPR midfielder Adel Taarabt, 26, now with Benfica, says ex-Hoops manager Harry Redknapp has "lost his passion for the game" and that "half the players were only there for the cash"
(The Sun)


No ****, Sherlock!

 

Only half? Which half was Taarabt in?

 

Former Liverpool manager Roy Evans believes forward Raheem Sterling, 20, is certain to leave Anfield this summer. Evans says the Reds would not have signed five new players if they were not going to receive the money from Sterling's transfer.
(Source: TalkSport)


No ****, Sherlock!

 

Bayern Munich's 23-year-old midfielder Mario Gotze said he was "honoured to throw the first pitch" at a recent Los Angles Dodgers game, but it did not go brilliantly for him.
(Source: ESPN)


That's because you're a football player and not a baseball player, son.

 

Former Manchester United skipper Bryan Robson thinks Wales and Real Madrid forward Gareth Bale, 26, would be an ideal signing following Angel Di Maria's impending departure to Paris St-Germain. (Talksport)


No ****, Sherlock!

But, first, you have to convince Real that the best player in the World is someone they ought to consider selling, dickhead!

 

Norrkoping captain Andreas Johansson has said he was "very ashamed" after his dramatic attempt to fake an injury went viral. (ESPN)


Translation: "I am very ashamed that my attempt to feign injury was captured on video and shown to the world, exposing me as a cheat. But I have learned my lesson, now, and, next time, I will ensure that my attempts to cheat are better concealed from the eyes of the viewing public."