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The Not606 Rangers Board: Almost As Dead As Rangers

Discussion in 'Rangers' started by VenomPD, Apr 23, 2014.

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  1. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member
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    Thought it was the best way to guarantee getting my hole, but on the night we both just slept as soon as we got to bed. I woke up about 6am and she was still sleeping, so I slipped it in her dung funnel. She didn't wake up.
     
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    Magic Laudrup 11, Apr 29, 2014
  2. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    'Twas the longest engagement in history.

    'Im getting married'.

    'Yeah, you mentioned it'.
     
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    Ciaran, Apr 29, 2014
  3. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    You got married to guarantee getting your Nat King Cole !

    Good luck with that matey <cheers>
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Apr 29, 2014
  4. Big Audio Dynamite

    Big Audio Dynamite Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, she has a lifetime of listening to ML moan about the bears to look forward to:)

    Awra best ML<ok>
     
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    Big Audio Dynamite, Apr 29, 2014
  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Eejit.

    We warned ye. We telt ye. Don't come greeting to us as she gradually ****s up your life over the coming minutes, hours, days, weeks, months, years.
     
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    Gambol, Apr 30, 2014
  6. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Gambol > Cynical.

    Mls love > off the radar.
     
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    rogueleader, Apr 30, 2014
  7. Otto Flayshow

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    I'm sorry for your loss, ML. <peacedove>
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Apr 30, 2014
  8. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Congratulations ML

    please log in to view this image
     
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    VenomPD, Apr 30, 2014
  9. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    <laugh>.
     
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    rogueleader, Apr 30, 2014
  10. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Is it just me, or is there a snake's head hiding in the top left tip of the butterfly's wing?
     
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    monacoger, Apr 30, 2014

  11. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    I've never wore my wedding ring and I've been married 10 years this year.

    I suffer from dermatitis and the fake gold was irritating the condition.
     
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    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur, Apr 30, 2014
  12. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    And an eagle's head on the right wing <yikes>
     
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    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur, Apr 30, 2014
  13. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    hahahahaha, I hadn't scrolled across, so didn't have a clue what you were talking about, but yes indeed that does look like an eagle's head. Venom, where did you find such an animal?
     
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    monacoger, Apr 30, 2014
  14. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Monacos Rorschach Test nightmare
     
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    rogueleader, Apr 30, 2014
  15. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    It's the world's largest moth "Attacus Atlas" or Atlas Moth
     
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    VenomPD, Apr 30, 2014
  16. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    They must be ****ing huge to be able to eat a snake and an eagle.
     
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    monacoger, Apr 30, 2014
  17. VenomPD

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    <laugh>
     
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    VenomPD, Apr 30, 2014
  18. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    <laugh>.
     
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    rogueleader, Apr 30, 2014
  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Too ****in right. I won't be getting trapped again. Ever.
     
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    Gambol, Apr 30, 2014
  20. Magic Laudrup 11

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    Just back from the Dominican Republic this morning, and there was the biggest moth I've ever seen at a light just outside our room. First night of my honeymoon and I'm thinking of venom <doh>
     
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    Magic Laudrup 11, May 21, 2014
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