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The offended Milennial snowflake thread of PC bollocks

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  1. Geordieginola

    Geordieginola Well-Known Member

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    Yes the mind is irrelevant. We are but a slab of meat.

    Our minds can think whatever they want. But our parts are what they are.

    I always thought I was a robot inside until I broke my leg.
     
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    So if someone has a sex change operation, where they change genitalia, you would then regard them as that sex?
     
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh>
     
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    But but but officer, I applied the minimum force necessary
     
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    The full article is well worth reading:

    https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/heaton-woman-eldon-square-newcastle-22891320
    Contains some great lines:
    Dixon, who has a long history of violence and 230 previous convictions, then shouted "f****** come on then", smashed a bottle and stabbed Mr Foster in the neck with its jagged edge after striking out four times.
    Elizabeth Muir, defending, said: "She's been alcohol free since she's been in custody. "She's not a lady without hope when she's off alcohol."
     
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  10. Roland Deschain

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    Almost need a separate thread dedicated to the need to cull large portions of society.
     
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    Is that not what the Russia thread is about?
     
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  12. Geordieginola

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    No comment. My legal advisor told me to say that from now on. Ahem.
     
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  13. InBiscanWeTrust

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    On the similar themes of Snow White and the 7 little people

    Mini Mouse is now longer allowed to wear a dress, because women mice wearing a dress is too stereotypical? So she’s in a ‘pant suit’ now.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Your a disgrace tut tut
     
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    <applause> We’ve all been there. It’s about being man/woman enough to go “sorry mate I was hammered” most are cool about it.
     
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    Tell you what pissed me off one time though about 12-13yr ago. I’d been on a works night out and was with one of the lads who worked for me. We were super tanked. Like stupid drunk. Went to Saffron’s on Quayside and sat down, ordered our food. Lad I was with was worse than me, and I could see staff eyeing him. Wasn’t surprised when young waiter came over and said “excuse me I’ve been asked to tell you we need you to leave”. I thought fair enough but my lad wasn’t happy and started holding on to the bottom of his chair saying he wasn’t leaving till he was fed. Eventually I reasoned with him and we went outside. I realised I left my phone, so went back, not on the table. So I said to the waiter can you go get my phone, I left it here and someone’s picked it up. He denied it. So I got a bit angry and said to him quietly, “I tell you what mate, your restaurant is full, I don’t want any trouble but if I don’t have my phone in my hand in 5mins, I’m gonna start turning tables over, your choice”He went to the kitchen and came back with my phone. Gets outside couldn’t make a call or get any reception. Totally perplexed obv cause I’m mortal. Anyway can’t remember my lasses number, so can’t call her, gets taxi home and falls asleep on couch. My lass was pregnant at the time. Wakes up next morning she won’t speak to me.

    Id forgot she had agreed to pick me up at 1am near Chase. She’d only drove through and sat for 30mins. Reason I couldn’t get reception? The ****s had took the SIM card out <laugh> Obviously it wasn’t their fault in her eyes but I felt I had a case. I think it’s closed now. Good the set of twats.
     
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