The offended Milennial snowflake thread of PC bollocks

Cool story bro

 

Not really meant to be cool, just anecdotal, it cost me a fortune in credit with the missus and I had a useless phone.

 

I'm just being daft pal.

As usual.

 

Did you go hungry or get a kebab instead?

 

What do you reckon? Kebab shop on the bend

She had some nerve to be honest preggars or not. A couple of years earlier I’d picked her, put up with all her pissed patter, got home fell asleep while she made herself some food. She went to sleep while it was cooking, burnt the kitchen down and I’d woke coughing, nostrils full of soot, and had to put a fire out. Oh but accidents happen you know…

 

Ha, yeah and I bet somehow it was your fault!!

 

I’ve had many a night like that. I once ended up in a phone box in a village with no recollection how I got there. I called the missus to come pick me up. She was 6 months pregnant.

Turns out I was 21 miles away in a place called Penrith. It was 2am: I’d spoken to her at 11pm saying I was headed to a bar.

3 hours gap. When I woke in the morning I checked my phone and I had literally rang everyone in my inventory and hadn’t said a word on any calls to them.

Weird.

 

What's weird is that you could actually entertain yourself for 3hrs in Penrith. It's basically a glorified truck stop.

 

Dipping into this one again, after the world has decided to have a raging debate because Boris said something useful for once.

He said transgender shouldn’t be allowed to compete. He wasn’t referring to women who identify as men, naturally, but the Bru……sorry, Caitlin Jenners of the world. Which is correct. Dave Chappelle once quipped “what if Lebrun James changed gender? Should he be allowed to play in the WNBA, where he’ll score 740 points a game?!”

Why does this **** cause people to go so ****ing mental? This world were in, man - we need to literally turn a large island - Greenland I’ll go for - into a ****ing mental asylum. Allow everyone sent there a mobile device and access to Twitter, send Jack Dorsey there too and turn social media off for the rest of the world so we can rebuild humanity.

 

He's just right...

 

agree.
It’s bullshit.
Tits and fanny by birth… that way…
Cock and balls the other way….
You don’t like it? You are offended? Get back in the sea you ****.

 

It's driving me insane all this ****e now. People so self obsessed they want a different box tick... Not only that but they've dissappeared so far up their own arse they're active in trying to destroy other peoples reputations and lives if they say something that doesn't pander to them.

****s

 

You only say that because it gives you options, what with your 'micro issue' meaning it's difficult to tell either way.

 

I mean I get offended all the time but I can't and wouldn't want to destroy a person when they do. They really are vindictive self important ****s

 

To be honest I'm not offended very easily, so I just really don't get it at all. It's become a trend that you have to be offended by things, otherwise you're not not 'deep' enough or 'worthy'. You have to have an opinion on literally everything. What if I don't care?

I mostly don't give a crap about things that dontconcern me and I just want to enjoy life And surround myself with fun people.

Being offended by everything (and then letting everybody know that you're offended) is basically a complete waste of energy. It also drains energy from those you are ranting at.

I mean, these people should just chill and try to have some fun - they might actually enjoy it.

 

I respect boris for saying it. If people cannot understand the logic of not allowing a male to compete in female sports then I don't know what to say.

 

The Lunatic fringe well and truly run the world these days.

7 year olds are being told in school if you don't like what you are then you can change it - Just **** reet off.

I laugh when they say middle East is backwards - I think they're on the ****ing money personally. They see how nuts the rest of the world is and how things all go to **** and go nah, we'll take an educated decision thanks.

 

7 year olds are not being told that in school

 

How would you know? You’re on holiday again…

 

Me and Chippy are having a whale of a time