A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife passed away . The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for £150 or we can have her shipped back home for £5,000 .The husband thought about it and told the undertaker he would have her shipped back home .The undertaker asked him, "why would you spend Â£5,000 to have her shipped home when you could have a beautiful burial here, and it would only cost £150????"The husband replied, "Long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three days later, rose from the dead . I just can't take that chance!"