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    All because somebody in the Andrex marketing department said "I've got twenty quid that says I can shift more bog roll than your puppies".
     
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    Just been in Morrisons. Saw a fella whose trolley was full to the brim with hand sanitizers, baby wipes, soaps, everything that people need!!
    I called him a selfish c**t, gave him a low down about the elderly and mums etc who need these types of things. Told him he should be f*cking ashamed of himself!
    He said: “That’s all good but I work here, can I carry on filling the shelves now?” ....
     
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    Today I bought myself some sensible walking boots, a new ordnance survey map, a nice hand carved walkin stick & a rucksack. Then I went up to the Peak District, walked for about 5 miles stopped, sat on a stone wall, had a flask of coffee, then I walked another 5 miles, had a biscuit & then I...

    ...oh, sorry, I'm rambling!!
     
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    Greggs have announced plans to start a delivery service using drones.

    All sounds a bit pie in the sky to me.
     
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    A bloke on a tractor has just driven past me shouting “The end of the world is nigh!!”

    I think it was Farmer Geddon.
     
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    lots of this left
     
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    Kids think it's elephant pasta
     
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