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  1. johnsonsbaby

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    "We've been in lockdown for 11 days now and it's heartbreaking watching the wife staring through the window every day with tears in her eyes. I could let her back in but rules are rules."
     
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    A bloke on a night time fishing session decides to start a conversation with the angler next to him.

    "Alright mate. Here on holiday?"

    "Nah" he replies. "I'm on my honeymoon."

    "On your honeymoon!! So why the hell aren't you at home ****ing the life out your missus?"

    "Can't do that." he replies. "She got every STD imaginable. Her minge is covered in supperating sores and leaks a constant stream of foul smelling green goo."

    "Well why not go up trap 2 and pound the **** out of her arse?"

    "Can't do that" he says. "She's had a rectal prolapse and you can basically see her kidneys. The sphincter muscle has ripped and **** continually drips down the inside of her leg."

    "Well if you don't mind me asking. Why the **** did you marry someone so foul and disgusting?"

    "For the maggots."
     
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    I saw a posting a bit back about the titanic.
    It's a coincidence because my grandfather was a survivor of the Titanic.
    We still have his dress as a souvenir!!!
     
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    Scary thought, If this lockdown carries on it's estimated that in another 6 weeks the World will have lost approx. 78% of its blondes
     
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    I am now on day 6 of this lockdown and am wondering if anyone knows any adult websites they could recommend other than:

    Xvideos
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    MetaPorn
    YourLustMovies
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    Tubegalore
    3movs Ass-Time
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    Ghetto tube
    RedTube
    BrickHouseButts
    GhettoGaggers
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    PornHub
    Xtube
    Ass parade
    Brazzers
    xHamster
    XNXX
    YouPorn
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    TastyBlacks
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    DrTuber
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    HQButt
    BangBus
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    Ghetto tube
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    BrickHouseButts
    GhettoGaggers
    GloryHole

    These have gotten boring - Any help is much appreciated. Thanks
     
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