"We've been in lockdown for 11 days now and it's heartbreaking watching the wife staring through the window every day with tears in her eyes. I could let her back in but rules are rules."
A bloke on a night time fishing session decides to start a conversation with the angler next to him. "Alright mate. Here on holiday?" "Nah" he replies. "I'm on my honeymoon." "On your honeymoon!! So why the hell aren't you at home ****ing the life out your missus?" "Can't do that." he replies. "She got every STD imaginable. Her minge is covered in supperating sores and leaks a constant stream of foul smelling green goo." "Well why not go up trap 2 and pound the **** out of her arse?" "Can't do that" he says. "She's had a rectal prolapse and you can basically see her kidneys. The sphincter muscle has ripped and **** continually drips down the inside of her leg." "Well if you don't mind me asking. Why the **** did you marry someone so foul and disgusting?" "For the maggots."
I saw a posting a bit back about the titanic. It's a coincidence because my grandfather was a survivor of the Titanic. We still have his dress as a souvenir!!!
Scary thought, If this lockdown carries on it's estimated that in another 6 weeks the World will have lost approx. 78% of its blondes
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