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    Start my new job tomorrow.

    I travel around Circuses and Fairs to tell the owners when their coconut stalls are getting too old.

    I'm the shy retiring type.
     
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    Decided to part with my blow up doll.

    Do you think I should let her down gently?
     
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    Decided to part with my blow up doll.

    Do you think I should let her down gently?
     
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    There were three native Indian women. One slept on a deer skin, one slept on an elk skin, and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregnant.

    The first two each had a baby boy. The one who slept on the hippopotamus skin had twin boys.

    This just goes to prove that the squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.
     
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    The Government in Egypt has asked the city's taxi drivers to drive around Cairo sounding their car horns.

    It is hoped that the familiar sounds of the city will induce a return to tranquillity and normality following the recent pandemic.

    Operation Toot 'n Calm 'Em will last for the rest of the week
     
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    Those Space X lads aren’t due back for a while.

    Plenty of time for everyone to buy a gorilla suit and learn to ride a horse.
     
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    I just heard a woodpecker call me paranoid in morse code...
     
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