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    Do gun manuals have a troubleshooting section?
     
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    Now that Jennifer Arcurri has admitted an affair with the Boris Johnson, I find it difficult to believe he's only bonked one violinist. I think he's straddled various.
     
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    My wife left me because of my obsession with Elton John, AND she took all the chairs with her.

    I'm still standing
     
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    My hamster died........he fell asleep at the wheel!
     
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    I've had to quit my job at the cat shelter. They reduced meowers
     
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